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im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

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do you think they're ever gonna like. release the original cut of the reality war. they shot it. we know that everything after that was a reshoot. so they presumably have the footage somewhere. like maybe they didn't do their fancy effects or something but like. they could put out what they have as a dvd bonus or something

someone who knows more than me about how tv production works please weigh in

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This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.

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Has anyone made a Forcemasc post like this yet

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I'm choosing to believe this is real because it's funny and hurts no one

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I cannot stop thinking about this article. It has enchanted me.

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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internet friends who disappear

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how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?

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Cocaine Slug (poster, 2025, unreleased)

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Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris

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you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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these are KILLING me