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Motor Ed being a food reviewer à la Guy Fieri in my Chez Molerat vs Dine 'n Crime project. We needed someone who could fairly judge between the two restaurants and well... Motor Ed has a fair share in visiting diners on the road. Watch him suffer try out all different dishes at the end of each recipe 👀

Thank you @legendary-guest for sparring with me on this idea I might give him different outfits depending on 'what day' he vists.

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Kisses headcanons for my version of drakgo. Just what makes their hearts sing. ^^’ It’s not exactly a well-structured thing and more of my ramble.

Shego:

Receiving a kiss on her hands, especially palms. Her hands are, after all, used as a weapon and they are feared by many. I know that there is a headcanon that she doesn’t have much feeling in her hands and I like it, though in my case, think she has feelings in her palms, not much, and even less so at her fingertips, from being used as claws.

In contrast to Drakken, whose hands have a great deal of sensitivity. He isn’t used to the touch. And the fact that he wears gloves doesn’t help it all.

Back to Shego. Trail of kisses along her spine, especially in the morning and especially when the sun had warmed it up.

Drakken:

Like I’ve mentioned above - his hands and his fingertips.

A kiss on his forehead means a lot to him, from the very time he was little. But also considering how often he has headaches, it soothes like no other painkiller.

A kiss on his neck is a tricky territory as he is a bit ticklish over there, but at the same time it is so electrifying if done softly enough.

If he is cooking and not as busy with it (so when it's safe, though Shego wouldn't care about that), the kiss actually feels like the best reward..... Yes, he wears "Kiss the evil chef" apron.

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DINE 'N CRIME: SHE'S GOT THE GREEN MAGIC

This recipe is part of the menu of 'Chez Molerat vs Dine 'n Crime'.

HOW TO PREPARE THE TAPIOCA. Ingredients: - Black Tapioca pearls - Brown sugar (2 to 3 tbsp)

Black Tapioca pearls can be easily purchased from local Asian grocery stores or online. The brand I use is 'Wu Fu Yuan black Tapioca pearls - black sugar flavour' (they also have other colours). Despite it's name, it doesn't hold much flavour by itself hence why we need the brown sugar. Want to make your own Tapioca pearls from scratch? Follow this great recipe by Emmymade (I tried it myself, it was fun and pretty tasty, but I only recommend doing this when you got time on your hands). Instructions: - Cook the Tapioca pearls as instructed on the package (or according to Emmy's recipe). - Once fully cooked, drain the pearls from the liquid and add 2 to 3 table spoons of brown sugar. - Cook the tapioca in the sugar on low/middle low heat until the crystals are disolved and you end up with a thick syrupy consistency. Be careful to not burn the sugar, keep stirring! - Turn off the stove and set aside. HOW TO PREPARE THE MATCHA LATTE. Ingredients: - Milk (Less than 1 cup/Less than 200ml... at least for this glass) - Hot water (1 to 2 tbsp for mixing the Matcha powder) - Matcha powder (2 tsp) Matcha powder, like the Tapioca pearls, can be obtained from said places. If you do NOT like the taste of Matcha, alternatively you can switch it out with Melon (specifically Cantaloupe or Honeydew) powder or Pandan. If you use the Pandan powder, make sure it's specifically for 'instant milk drinks'. These two alternative methods might also give you a way greener result than the Matcha. Instructions: - Combine the hotwater with Matcha powder in a seperate cup. If you have a powerdrill, now is the time to use it; If not, I suggest either a hand held milkfrother or a spoon (if you use a spoon make sure that the Matcha is thorouhgly dissolved). If you use the Melon or Pandan powder, this same step counts unless the instruction package tells you otherwise. - Once the Matcha is dissolved, add the Milk and stir it well until fully combined. PREPPING AND DECORATING THE GLASS - Using a spoon, pick a few Tapioca pearls from the syrup and slowly let them slide along the walls of the glass. Use the syrup to decorate more parts of the inside. - Add the Tapioca pearls (and optional ice cubes/crushed ice). - Pour the Matcha latte in the glass. - Foam Milk with the milkfrother and add ontop of the drink. - Drizzle the left over sugar syrup over the top and serve! So you must be wondering, dear reader; "Why don't I see the Milkfoam on top of the photo?" The answer is simple... I was out of Milk by the end of making this drink and if I were to make this, again (yes, this is my second attempt to make a pretty glass for just a photo) I could never fit into a size six.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this recipe!

"Cousin tried to poison me but the texture was good. 2/5."

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Nice

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One chill movie night.

Shego though she was tough enough for he Neverending Story (Thank you Flower ^^" ) but alas

EDIT: FORGOT TO REMOVE REF LAYER OTL BED TIME

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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"Desist!"

Sketch commissions for Muki on X

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The thought of having to navigate this is very stressful to me

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I guess it's my turn with strange dreams that included my hyperfixations ...

I wanted to prank Drakken and Shego by messing with their Minecraft base. I changed my name and skin so they wouldn't get that it was me.

And then I went to their base to place some cameras in the hallway that separated main entrance and (modded Minecraft, my beloved)

Then Drakken saw me fiddle, he halted, then, I guess, he was turning his mouse in surprise/rage/to scare away? His character was circling. After I saw that in the chat he wrote “DOY???” and then he started to chase me down in that hallway, setting off the traps in there (I knew where those were because Shego showed me?)

And then I woke up.

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I will draw Drakken with quarantine beard and even longer hair. No one can stop me.

We must have 2 evil Rapunzels. The other is Shego.

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“Why I find Shego and Drakken relationship interesting?” It ended before it could even begin. Some say their shipping at the end came out of no where but I feel after re watching it as an adult was slow and gradual. I also find the  more romantic stuff is just them just doing mundane boring things like grocery shopping and karaoke by themselves and living together while in their pajamas, all that seem way more intimate then any grand gesture (reference to “Everything everywhere at once”). Also they’re pretty unique being Disney characters that are adults in their close to 30s and 40s that aren’t parents and have some sort of relationship. seriously, there really aren’t that many like that. so yea, I just think they’re neat!  lol

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Behold the King of Thieves. Don't trust him ever.

Initially was a small doodle inspired by musical video Daze by Poets of the Fall (highly recommend) ... but then doodle started to grow...

I even wrote some text to it, so I'll put it under the cut.

The air inside the thief leader’s tent was stuffy. It was full of various sweet smells from incenses, burning from somewhere, and something spicy, which made your eyes water; you wanted to doze off. To curl up on those soft-looking pillows, peaking from behind the man’s back, who was leisurely sprawled on the carpet, was so tempting. The host’s eyes glinted mischievously, as if he knew what thought had just crossed your mind. His smirk broadened.

“I believe our acquaintance should be celebrated properly,” - as if on cue, a strange-looking woman brought a small tray with a steaming teapot and a bowl of fruits, which she placed on a peculiar rug… You must be even more drained than you expected. It looked like it was moving. She glanced over at her leader, and they shared, unbeknownst to you, a wink. The woman turned around and smiled softly (something in that smile made you feel uneasy)… Despite the heat of the tent, your back felt cold prickles running through.

“Here,” - he passed you a cup with unusually red colored tea (if it was tea in the first place). It smelled quite nice. You smiled politely and took the cup.

“For fortunate meetings on the road and new friendships” - you two sipped your beverages. The warmth of the drink dissipated your worries.

“I am very grateful for your hospitality, but I never caught your name, sir…?”

“Oh, my name is Drakken,” - you suddenly felt queasy, the tent blurred, - “but in these parts, I am known as Thieve King.”

Everything went black.

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A scene from one old.... (Is 2010 considered old?) Movie that I really like... I tried to translate it as close as possible.

I just wanted some shenanigans with Drakken, Fist, Duff and Eddy. And rtod increased significantly my love for those great bums. So ships from it were included ^^” with some absolutely non canon spin to fit the movie a bit ^^”” so apologizes.

Its also a long one.

Drakken, Eddy, Monkey Fist and Duff Killigan decided to combine their efforts (again) and went to get something for their scheme. What it is exactly isn't important, but they took Drakken's hovercar. Shego didn't to join them. I guess, she couldn't handle collective level of buffoonery and antics of those 4 and stayed home at the lair.

At some point, the hover car broke down and they landed somewhere in a distant field. Drakken started fixing it and shooing away Eddy who .... Attempted to help. Duff and Monty had a smoke break.

Weather was sunny and warm. So bored to bits, boys started talking. From general complaining about team Possible, Global Justice, other villains... And then Monty had to call Amy... After many attempts and total frustration of her not picking up the phone... This is what happened.

Monkey Fist: Curses, pick up the damn phone already!!!

Duff Killigan: hey hey, calm ye down! Don't worry, yer lass probably with the beasts.

Monkey Fist: What does that have to do with anything? *inhale* It’s just that she doesn’t have a phone, so I can contact her. She just has it in her purse, ringing, so she wouldn’t hear it.

Duff : She'll call ye back in a moment.

Monkey fist: ha, yes of course, she "will" call me back!

I call her again in two hours, she will pick it up. I say “I've been calling 10 times already” And she'll go, "Yes, yes, I saw it😃"....... Is that normal?

Eddy stopped pestering his cousin and joined in to the convo, and Duff then started to tell about his own plight.

Duff: I riddle ye with this, my lass came up once, asked me a question, I see it's very important to her..... started to answer, and suddenly I realize poof she is gone. She only cared about asking the question, but not getting the answer. The hell was this?

Then Eddy started to talk: And why, in a restaurant, Cleo just never likes what she ordered, and always likes what I ordered, and then, seriously, she starts stealing from my plate. I tell her "Seriously, order the same thing for yourself," and she says (he used high pitched voice in attempt of poor imitation of Cleopatra) "Why, I just wanna try." And then eats half of it.

Duff: Seriously, ye wanted this specific amount of beef and fries.

Eddy: Exactly! And I'm not even stingy! I just hate when someone eats from my plate. It's MY food, seriously.

Then Drakken came to their gossip group, taking a break from getting toasted under the hood of hovercar. He heard everything other 3 were talking about and was ready with his own Shego related story.

Drakken: And why is it that when she asks me a question from another room, you know from waaaaay from another part of the lair, "abu-boo-boo-boo... GREEN SLIPPERS!?" I ask: "What?" She yells, "GREEN SLIPPERS!" Why is she repeating exactly what I heard?! Always the last two words I hear. How does she do that, huh?

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A scene:

Drakken is still working at his desk, his eyes now have not only his patented grunge smudge (which is cool 😤), but also dark bags under them. He knows it is late, he knows it's time for bed. But he stubbornly continues.

And then Shego walks in to see where her boy... Boss is in that late hour. Bed gotten cold without him and she wanted to snuggle, but no one needs to know that shhhh

- Doctor D? You know what time is it?

Drakken, without missing a bit (which is surprising considering how often he gets startled by her) and continuing his work at the same time said:

- Late one

Shego, slightly perplexed by unfazed and flat tone:

- .... Are you going to bed?

- I want to. But I can't

- .... Why?

Drakken turned around in his chair and now facing her. His eyes are blinking slowly ... unsynchronized:

- I simply cannot be stopped.

To which Shego facepalmed, grabbed her lover by the hand and dragged him to their bedroom. Drakken, of course, didn't resist, as he actually was sleep-working.

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OMG! I blame @flowery-laser-blasts for reminding me of Picrew and I found this one and its SOOooo Cute. So it's HERE!

If anyone wants to play or tag someone, go for it!

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Presenting... Band AU Shego!! I will be drawing Drakken, Kim and Ron in this fun lil AU I cannot get outta my head! Extra tidbits I couldn't fit on the sheet: - Shego tells everyone it was her idea to start a band when really it was Drakken who came up with the idea - As stated she has a thing for Drakken but is in total denial about it. They hook up sometimes but she denies any feelings claiming that it's 'Friends with Benefits' - Shego's name is fake, her birth name is Sheila though only Drakken knows this. He is sworn to secrecy. - Shego has a tattoo on her left arm of two dragons forming the infinity symbol. One is blue and one is Green. ;) If anyone has any ideas for a band name, please comment. I'm clueless as to what they'd call themselves. They specialize in Punk Rock / Punk Country.

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it's been a million trillion years since we've all done a picrew together and i think we should fix it ❤

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