selfprofessedmathnerd

[selfprofessedmathnerd]

Yes, please. I will tell everyone I know that my friend broke her PB or made the best cake I've ever seen or whatever, like I'm your grandma.

"No one cares about how long your run was"

"No one cares if you baked something"

Wrong bitch - I'm locked in. Post the little map thingy from the app, I won't even know what it means and I'll like it. Post your first upside down cake or homemade pizza crust attempt, I'm in there and I'm smashing the like button.

[selfprofessedmathnerd]

If all my drafts ever get published in some kind of glitch, I will be exposed for how often I go, "This seems like something I should fact check" and never actually... do that 😂😂😂

Could I use saves or likes? Yes.

But I don't 💀

[selfprofessedmathnerd]

My kids recently discovered middle names exist. So they've been practicing all of the kid names and middle names.

So the other day the oldest was reciting his and his siblings' "whole names" so I asked him what my whole name was and without missing a beat he said "Mama Elizabeth". So I guess that's my name now. First name Mama, middle name Elizabeth. ����

[selfprofessedmathnerd]

[selfprofessedmathnerd]

🤣 16,345 💔 just a little girl blogging from 78.9014° N, 13.4839° E

Here's Yours Certainly Not a Porn Bot Tumblr Description Generator

possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖

please tag what you got!

[selfprofessedmathnerd]

Moving into a new house and there are SO MANY bookshelves currently in my living room. It makes me feel like I'm in a library.

[selfprofessedmathnerd]

I should have done other things, probably.

But instead of that, I made dinner rolls and am now just sitting on my couch eating one.

No one ever said Mom life was glamorous.

If they did, they might have lied.

[selfprofessedmathnerd]

It was a whole saga, but I managed to break my stove on Christmas Day. I finally got a new one today and let me tell you I'm thrilled to be done cooking with only an electric waffle maker, a slow cooker, a pressure cooker and a microwave.

[selfprofessedmathnerd]

Me to husband: Oh, child is showing interest in reading but refusing to tell me what he knows, as usual.

Husband: He'll probably just do it one day all of a sudden, like he always does.

Less than two hours later, a video of a fancy house for sale is playing on our television. The only audio is dulcet orchestral hold music. Each room flashes by with a label on the bottom.

Kid: "That's the Master Bedroom"

Husband and I just casually stare at each other.

[selfprofessedmathnerd]

Pandemic Christmas with three kids is: wrapping the presents from all of my family members to all of my kids because they can't bring them in person.

My tape has been replenished, my apple cinnamon tea has been reheated and I am ready.

Later, we are making a gingerbread village that is probably going to be ugly as sin because my kids are small, but they love it!

[selfprofessedmathnerd]

This week has been exhausting in all the best ways. My smallest bean is just a ball of joy. My big two are hilarious and kind and ridiculously into learning and singing musical numbers.

And that anthology with my story in it is finally out in the world so I guess I'm a published author type now? It's kinda surreal and strange but it's just been a good week.

I also have a pile of dishes on my counter and more laundry than should be legally allowed, just in case you were worried life was going too well.

[selfprofessedmathnerd]

Anyone with an instant pot type creature want to hit me with some "I have the baby in the sling when I cook" kinda recipes? Husband is back to hybrid work so some days are LONG with just me and these monkeys and I think they are getting tired of grilled cheese, soup, or sausages Lol

[selfprofessedmathnerd]

Biggest kid has reached "Why is my food touching?" When anything round rolls into another food. At any other point it doesn't matter, but heaven forbid a pea rolls into his mashed potatoes. 🤣

[selfprofessedmathnerd]

The two big ones are hilariously protective and sweet to their little brother. They play with him when he cries, help me change his diapers, give him the baby toys to play with, and don't try to feed him things he can't eat.

The kids are alright.

[selfprofessedmathnerd]

For my third baby, I bought:

* more fancy swaddles; and

* a fancy insta pot because I have three babies and I can't be cooking food all afternoon 🤣

Priorities are interesting things. With the first I bought the bare necessities and with the second I bought fancy swaddles and fancy wraps / ring slings. But I still have all those things, so I don't need to buy again. So here we are at the peak of domesticity.

[selfprofessedmathnerd]

I had a proposal accepted for a romance fiction anthology before I had this baby and now I have to actually write the thing. Please send cookies this one handed typing is getting hilarious!

[selfprofessedmathnerd]

98% of my life right now is freaking adorable because the big two love their new brother. Like seriously they are the sweetest beans.

The other 2% has me wondering how on earth 0-2-4 sounded like a fun idea Lol