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selfshipping-shapeshifter · 9 days ago

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Ooo can I get Sans and Papyrus (separate) with a s/o with big tits who likes to tease them with them?? :O

THIS IS SO FUNNY this prompt had me giggling

i wish i had big knockers someone trade with me quick

[nothing NSFW but definitely suggestive]

Undertale!Bros with a busty S/O

Sans

Someone needs to say it: Sans stands at perfect motorboating height.

If his S/O is well endowed in their chest, you can bet he's riding those waves whenever you give him the chance.

Boob jokes. Holy fucking boob jokes. A never-ending goblet of boob jokes in your direction.

"you're my breast friend." "what's your bra size again? you gotta jog my mammary." "good to know my jokes aren't a bust."

Okay but imagine he's sitting down and you come up behind him and just like. Put your boobs on his head. Bro is the happiest man in the world ("i've been booby trapped").

When he hugs you from behind (which he certainly will as often as possible), he doesn't even try to aim for your waist. Those bony arms are wrapping right around your tits.

Sans is definitely putting on your bra to make you laugh.

He loves it when you wear something low cut and he can see your bra peeking out. Especially if it's something with lace. It really makes him sweat.

Tease him like this, and you'll be paying for it later.

He will take every chance he can get to brush against them. Reaching for something on the other side of you, stretching his arms out and just so happening to graze them, he's not terribly subtle.

Sans will unabashedly stare at your chest with zero shame. "My eyes are up here." "yeah i know." (he keeps staring).

Papyrus

Cleavage destroys this man's ability to function. Papyrus can hardly eke out a sentence when your chest is on display.

He also stares, but entirely unintentionally. He is very, very distracted.

"Hey, so I was thinking--" "I'M NOT OGLING YOU."

When he catches himself staring, he'll make it a point to not look at you at all. This results in conversations with him where his back is fully turned to you.

If he's too distracted, he'll tie his scarf around you to make you a little more modest for his own sake.

One tight, close hug is enough to make his entire face, from his cheekbones down to his cervical vertebrae, burn a bright tangerine hue.

Of course, this won't stop him from crossing the hug length threshold from "Long Yearning Embrace" to "Awkwardly Long Hold Bordering On Hostage Situation."

Papyrus always asks for permission to hold them (consent king). He is mesmerized by how soft they are.

He paws at and plays with them like a cat batting at a toy. He likes it when they jiggle.

Early on in your relationship, he did very innocently ask you what the tactical advantage of your chest was. Despite a very clinical explanation, he still thinks they give you a defense buff to your torso.

#amber reblogs a post #i love you a skele ton 💀💙🌭#pasta lovers 💀❤️🍝#i love them they're such dorks <333 #i feel like they'd love my breasts i love writing about it <3 #suggestive

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selfshipping-shapeshifter · 9 days ago

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Cw: NSFW MDNI

On the couch half paying attention to the TV is Sans, draped against the couch and staring at the screen through half-lidded eye sockets. He's bored to death; Papyrus isn't home and Amber…actually, what was Amber doing again? After a moment, he processes that the shower is currently running upstairs. Ah, right. They said they were going to take a shower.

He stands up and stretches before making his way upstairs. He could never stay too long away from them, could he? He just likes being around them, and they don't mind his company or how touchy he gets. In fact, they seem to be the same way with him.

Sans steps into the bathroom and closes the door. The room is all steamy, the mirrors all fogged up. “hey doll.”

Amber giggles softly, their laugh echoing through the bathroom. “Hey hun.”

“i would ask “whatcha doin’” but uh- i think it's pretty obvious.” He leans against the counter with a cheeky grin, admiring the silhouette of their figure through the curtain.

They giggle again; god, he loves their laugh. He could listen to it for hours. “What are you doing?”

“admiring the love of my life.”

A bright grin grows on their lips and Amber looks up at the ceiling. Gods, they love him so much. “Are you just going to stand there the whole time?”

“do you want me to join you?”

“Absolutely.”

“alright, hold on a sec.” Sans chuckles and slides off his jacket, tossing it on the floor.

Once he's done undressing and tossing his clothes aside, he steps into the shower. “fuckin’ hell, it's like hotland in here-”

They giggle once again. “Sorry- if the shower or bath isn't hot, I'll die.” They say playfully.

“nooo, don't die. you're too sexy.” He replies just as playfully. “how do you not faint from lightheadedness?”

“I…have no idea, actually. I have actually felt lightheaded before, but that only happens if I didn't eat beforehand.” They say. “Want me to turn it down a bit?”

“just a lil’ bit.” Amber nods and turns down the heat so it's pleasantly warm instead of raging hot. “thanks.”

“No problem.” Amber plants a soft kiss to his skull and goes back to putting conditioner in their hair. As they're focused on that, he looks up at them and admires their figure. Their big and soft breasts he's shoved his face into multiple times before, their plush and thick thighs he always uses as a pillow, their soft ass he likes to grab.

“you're so pretty…” Sans mutters softly as he stares at their body.

They smile and glance away. “Thank you.”

He then shoves his face in their breasts, burying his face in between the soft flesh and squishing it together for extra effect. “sooo soft…”

They snicker softly and stroke his skull affectionately. “Unlike you.”

Sans snickers back at their comment. “i know, i'm pretty…hard.”

Amber giggles. “Yeah, I can tell. I can feel it.” They press a soft kiss to his skull. “You're obsessed with my tits.”

“can you blame me?”

“Nope, not at all.”

He chuckles softly and nuzzles his face against their breasts with a quiet moan. “sooo big…” His arms snake around their waist and presses himself closer to them, one of his hands trailing down and cupping their ass cheek. He lets out another soft, barely audible moan before he starts nibbling their left breast.

Amber lets out a soft sigh with a bright grin and looks up at the ceiling. “Are you trying to arouse me?”

“is it working?”

“Of course it is.”

Sans chuckles softly. “good.” He trails his tongue across their breast before lightly nibbling on their nipple.

Amber sighs softly at the feeling before looking down at him. “Sans.”

He hums in questioning and turns his head up to look at them. He was a bit worried he crossed a line, but those worries immediately disappear once Amber kisses him. He sighs and closes his eye sockets, opening his mouth and pressing his tongue against their bottom lip. He feels their lips part and their tongue meeting his. Funny enough, Sans’ tongue tastes like blue raspberry candy, causing Amber to moan softly at the taste and kiss him much more passionately.

A moment passes of them making out, their tongues tasting each other, before Amber wraps their arms around his waist and hoists him up, pinning him against the shower wall. He makes a muffled moan and instinctively wraps his legs around their waist, wrapping his arms around their neck to prevent him from falling.

Another moment passes before Sans pulls away, panting softly. “a-amber…”

“Hm~?”

“touch me, please…”

“Of course, baby~” Amber plants a soft kiss to his jawline before moving their hand down to his dick, lightly grasping it. They move their hand in an up and down motion, causing his breathing to hitch.

He shivers and lets out a soft groan. “fuck, you're good at this- aaah~”

They keep going, pressing a soft kiss to his cheekbone. “Glad I could please you~”

“nnngh~” Sans buries his face in their neck, lightly biting down, though not enough to leave a mark. He begins to lightly nibble on their neck, trying to hold back more groans of pleasure. “amber~” He mutters in a breathless, raspy voice.

“Yes~?” Amber purrs softly, their movements getting slightly faster.

He doesn't say anything for a moment, shivering at their touch with a shaky moan. “a-amber~” They press a soft kiss to his cheek, continuing to jerk him off. “amber, please-”

“Please what~?”

“please let me in, i-i need to be inside of you-” He begs with a soft groan, his grip on them getting a bit tighter.

“Of course darling~” They press another kiss to his cheek. “Could you get a condom?”

“oh- right. yeah, of course.” In the blink of an eye, Sans disappears from the shower. Amber steps back and sighs heavily to catch their breath, sitting down on the bathtub floor with their back against the wall.

Just thinking about what's going to happen has them hot and bothered. Gods, they love him so much. His humor, his looks, when he rambles on when he's nervous, the way he acts like he's not flustered or aroused when he totally is, trying to keep his composure and act aloof when he's all needy and desperate.

Sans reappears out of thin air a moment later as he rips open the condom wrapper, tossing the trash outside of the bath. Slipping it on, he looks down at them, his breathing getting heavier just by seeing them sitting on the ground with their legs spread. “are you ready?” He asks, kneeling down in front of them.

“More than anything.”

His grin brightens at their confident response and he kneels down in front of them, positioning himself before carefully inserting himself into them, both of them letting out a satisfied moan at the sensation.

“Finally, I missed this~” Amber groans softly and tilts their head back.

Sans snickers at their reaction. “babe, we had sex like- a week ago.”

“Still.” Amber chuckles at his response.

He begins to lightly thrust into them, repeating the movement in a slow and rhythmic motion. A soft moan escapes Amber’s lips, causing Sans to groan. “the noises you make are so pretty…”

Amber lets out a quiet giggle, a fond smile on their lips. “Thank you.” They grab him by the ribcage and lightly yank him down, smashing their lips onto his teeth. Sans groans and immediately melts, shoving his tongue in their mouth once again.

There's another long moment of them making out before Sans decides to change things up, pulling back from the kiss, taking a moment to catch his breath before leaning back in and nibbling on their neck, moving one of his hands up and groping their breasts, both of them letting out a breathy sigh of pleasure.

“you're right, i am obsessed with your tits. cause god damn they're so big-” He says in a raspy and breathless groan, squeezing it roughly. Amber giggles softly with a bright grin and he continues. “i mean, all of it doesn't even fit in my hand.”

“That's cause your hands are tiny. Hell, they're smaller than mine.”

“yeah yeah.” He says in a playfully sarcastic tone with a lighthearted eye roll. “look at how it spills out of my hand. it's kinda hot.”

“You should see me in a skimpy bikini then~”

Sans’ breathing hitches at the mere thought of it and he turns away with a shaky sigh. “fuck, i need to see that-”

Amber giggles at his reaction, flattered by how much he loves their body. “Later~ For now, you have a much better view~”

Another breathless sigh escapes from Sans. “you're right-” He groans softly, giving their breast another squeeze and staring down at them. God, they look so hot underneath him like this. “you're so pretty- sometimes i feel like i don't say that enough.”

“You say it more than enough.” Amber smiles brightly at him. They let out a slightly louder moan than usual when he hits a particularly sensitive spot. He's noticed they're usually not too loud when they make noises like that, even if they know they're alone. He doesn't mind, he's actually the same in that regard.

“you know, you're pretty…hot like this~”

Amber snickers at his pun. “That was lame.” They say despite the bright, affectionate smile on their lips.

“ouch, now that was just cold of you.”

Amber's snickers turn to giggles. “You're a dork.”

“and you're a nerd.” He leans in and nuzzles their cheek with his. “my nerd.”

Amber presses a soft kiss to his cheek in return. “And you're my dork.”

Sans chuckles and continues to thrust into them. “mmmh~ you're so wet~”

Amber snickers at his pun and his grin brightens at the sound of their laugh. “Really? I had no idea.” They say playfully. At the sound of his laugh, they beam fondly and immediately kiss him once again. He melts and parts his teeth, inserting his tongue in their mouth once again. He lightly pushes them back until they're pressed against the wall again and continues the kiss for a long moment before pulling back, looking down at him.

They always leave him so breathless…

Sans slides a hand under their chin and tilts their head to look up at him, admiring their flushed cheeks and the dazed, aroused look in their eyes. His gaze lowers to their parted lips when he hears them panting softly. He presses his thumb to their tongue and they open their mouth wider, the sight making his breathing hitch. He moves his hand away and smashes his teeth onto their lips, shoving his tongue back into their mouth. Amber moans softly and kisses him back, cupping the back of his head and melting at how passionately and desperately he's kissing them.

He pulls back and pants heavily. “doll, i-i think i'm getting close-”

“Nngh~ me too. Let's do it together, okay?” Amber pants heavily, taking a moment to catch their breath.

Sans nods and continues thrusting in and out of them, continuing the motion until both of them come to their climax together a moment later, both of them groaning louder than they usually do. Sans sighs heavily and collapses on top of them, the two of them relaxing against each other.

After panting for a long moment, Amber breaks the silence. “...we're wasting water-”

Sans snickers at their lighthearted comment. “yeah, we should hurry up before paps gets home and gets mad at us.” He says as he pulls out of them and gets off of them, sliding the condom off.

Amber sighs softly and sits up. “Oooh, I wish you did this more.”

“which part?” He grins at them.

“Visiting me in the shower. We don't even have to do anything sexual every time, I just love being around you.” They smile back at him.

He nearly melts at their words. “noted.” The two stand up and stretch, Amber making a small noise as they do so.

“Alright, we should��finish up in here.” Amber says.

Sans chuckles. “we just did.”

#amber's writing #i love you a skele ton 💀💙🌭#suggestive #nsfw #cw nsft

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selfshipping-shapeshifter · 10 days ago

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Cw: talking about Canon x Canon ships (not in a negative way (it's a silly rant, not a vent) but cw just in case)

Here's a problem I tend to have with my selfships-

So I'm polyamorous and it's normal for me to get multiple crushes on either a few or a lot of characters from the same cast, and sometimes a small few of those characters are shipped together (usually the canon ones but sometimes there's ships I like that aren't canon) and I don't mind adding those ships into the polycule (unless I don't care for or like the other person or just don't vibe with the ship itself)

The problem arises when there's multiple ships that are implied to be somewhat canon (by that I mean at least one of the characters having a crush on the other even if the ship never goes further than that) and I have to make a chart to find out which ships will be canon to my selfship

Like with the Undertale polycule, there's already a lot of ships (ignoring all the ones where my f/os date me, there's Papyrus x Mettaton, Undyne x Alphys, maybe Sans x Mettaton but in a QPR way)

Now, Sans x Toriel is apparently Canon now but it's not my favorite ship for some reason but I'll try to add it to the polycule (if I don't feel like writing it then I could just make them just friends)

Mad Mew Mew (who I like to call Madsy) is implied to have a crush on Undyne and I want everyone to be happy so she's added to the polycule <3

However now I find out that METTATON IS IMPLIED TO HAVE A SECRET CRUSH ON ALPHYS??? GUYS THIS POLYCULE IS GETTING CONFUSING- 😭 (/silly, I kinda like the ship so I'm adding it)

And now I find out that MADSY ALSO HAS A CRUSH ON ASGORE??? (same girl-) I don't know how I feel about it yet since the two haven't interacted but I think the ship is implied only in Deltarune and this post is just talking about Undertale so-

Another problem- I already have most of the main cast as f/os (6 in total which is already a lot) BUT...Madsy is pretty...

I don't know if I'd have Madsy as a girlfriend since I don't see the vibe, but maybe we could have a QPR? I'm not sure yet I need to write her more (speaking of queer platonic relationships, my selfship with Undyne is one. We're just friends who are quite touchy with each other and occasionally sleep together, but we don't call it "dating" but we don't really correct people who assume we're either dating or just friends)

Napstablook? I was thinking about it and I think I'd just be friends with them, but I dunno yet. Maybe I'd have them as a partner but I need to write them more to be sure (I don't know if I'll add them to the f/o list yet, we'll see)

I think I have a little bit of a crush on Grillby and Muffet (Muffet a little bit more) but I don't think it'll go anywhere other than that

Also, I don't think Toriel will be an f/o, I don't really see her that way. She's pretty, but I think we'd just be friends. I dunno, I might change my mind later, who knows?

Tldr; the Undertale polycule is confusing 😭 /silly

#amber ranting like a nerd #soph don't look #i don't feel like tagging all my undertale f/os lol-#selfship

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selfshipping-shapeshifter · 11 days ago

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one of your f/o's coming to life in this world!!! how would they react? what would they do???

OOO I LOVE THIS SCENARIO <333

Let's go with Sans for today's reverse isekai scenario :3

At first when he wakes up in my living room, he's very confused, as one would be. If this is after the barrier has been broken, he's like "who's house am i in???" If it's before the barrier broke, he's still like that before realizing the sun is outside the window and he's even more confused like "HOW DID I END UP ON THE SURFACE???"

I walk in and we're both confused and he tries to reassure me that he didn't mean to break in. If it's before the barrier, he adds "i don't even know how i got up here in the first place, i was trapped in a mountain before this-"

I tell him everything about the game and we discuss how he got here and how we'll get him back and we ultimately decide he'll try to build a machine to take him back. In the meantime, he crashes on my couch for a while until we get closer and he switches to sleeping in my bed :3

#amber answers an ask #i love you a skele ton 💀💙🌭

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selfshipping-shapeshifter · 12 days ago

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In spirit of Pride, here's a oneshot with me and Undyne :3

The white noise from the air conditioning is the only thing the two of them can hear. The lack of snoring tells Amber that Undyne's still awake, which is pretty odd as she's usually asleep at this time. Do they chat? Do they pretend to be asleep until they actually fall asleep? What do they say?

Amber can hear Undyne shifting in her spot and when they look over, they see her looking down at them from above the couch.

“Hey, uhh…” Undyne trails off before continuing. “Isn't it, y'know…uncomfortable sleeping down there?”

“Yeah, a little. It doesn't help my back pain.” Amber whispers back lightheartedly with a smile. “Why?”

“You wanna…” She hesitates before finishing her question. “...switch?”

“Oh no, I don't wanna make you uncomfortable or anything by making you sleep down here.” Amber says softly, a little surprised by the offer.

“No, I insist.”

Undyne sighs before asking the real question she wanted to. “Fine, how about we share the couch?”

Amber perks up, even more surprised by that offer. “Are you sure? I don't want to make you uncomfortable or anything.”

“I'm sure. C'mere, punk.” She says lightheartedly with that big grin of hers, laying down on her back and patting her stomach to gesture for then to lay on her.

Amber blushes, getting up and grabbing their pillow and blanket. They look down at her, hesitating due to anxiety before continuing. They hand her their pillow, which she sets underneath her head. Amber then drapes their blanket over hers before lifting both blankets up, climbing under the covers and laying on top of her. Undyne drapes the blankets over the two of them as Amber makes themselves comfortable, shyly wrapping their arms around her waist and resting their head on her breasts, causing the fish monster to blush ever-so slightly.

“Is- is this fine?” They ask softly, tilting their head up a bit to look at her.

“Oh yeah, of course. This is great.” Undyne reassures, wrapping her arms around their waist.

Amber blushes and unconsciously buries their face in her breasts, causing Undyne to blush more. “This is much more comfortable than the floor…” They mutter, a soft smile on their lips.

Undyne grins at their words, biting her lip. “You should just sleep with me, then.”

“I'd love that…”

Undyne moves a hand up to their hair and starts stroking it, Amber melting at the affection and letting out a hum of content.

Soon enough, the two end up falling asleep in each other’s embrace, enjoying the other's presence in each other’s arms. The background noise of the air conditioning humming is like white noise to them, fading once they fall into a deep sleep.

#amber’s writing #burning passion 🗡💙🔥#selfship #oc x canon #canon x self insert

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