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'Though originally a Maormeri sport, the Khenarthian Khajiit mastered surfing for themselves. When Khenarthi's Roost joined the Aldmeri Dominion, surfing spread far and wide across South-eastern Tamriel like wildfire, then even to foreign coastal regions like Murkmire and the Gold Coast.'

-- Flaccus Terentius, on the spread of surfing

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Betty Netch from The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

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Noooo, little scrib, you're not supposed to be in the water!! You'll drown!

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Mannimarco rolls worst joint ever, is asked to leave Artaeum.

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really wish i saw more people interpret nerevar as truly gone. im the only person i know for whom their nerevarine is completely disconnected from nerevar,has none of his memories, personality traits, or cannot see or hear him.

the majority of people i see have some element of nerevar alive with their nerevarines and like memories or talking to him and that's like fine and I don't mean to demean it anyways but to me personally the idea of nerevar being deader than dead and gone forever is so interesting i want to explore that idea with other people but!!!!!! :(

like in a high fantasy world were ghosts are like Irrefutably Real and everywhere to the point of ancestor worship and summoning being part of dunmer culture.... wouldn't it be particularly weird and fucked up if one guy died and just. NEVER came back? at all? yeah ghosts are real. there's even dwemer ghosts in morrowind! except this fucking guy. he got killed so hard even his ghost is gone. the nerevarine having a crisis of faith over not having his memories or being able to hear or see him. the nerevarine who wants to be nerevar but is just all alone. vivec almalexia and dagoth ur waiting thousands of years to see their old friend again but he never comes. Please talk to me about this before i start breaking my teeth gnawing on the cage bars oh my GOD

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Let the scrib posting commence!

At what point are they no longer scribs? I know not :]

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You guys think when a Khajiit jumps sometimes a little meow squeaks out like real cats?

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@ansu-gurleht Scribec? Scrib Vivec? You are a genius!! (i hope you don’t mind me @ing you)

the speed at which i NEEDED to draw it!!- thank you for putting that thought into my head! :)

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scibs

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Your polyamorous courtship offer was accepted by the Argonians. Argonian Tribesman: "I look forward to seeing you at the polycule’s game night. Twister is a favorite of ours, so things often get... energetic."

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You are allowed to like Morrowind, Oblivion, or Skyrim more than the other games in the series. Though you may get funny looks if you prefer Arena.

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Urgent!

I touched this weird white crystal sphere thingy and now some lady is trying to speak to me from inside my head, but whenever I hear her booming voice telling me to obey I get so hard I pass out.

Also I can't seem to let go of the crystal.

Is this normal crystal stuff? Please advise!

Malkoran is defiling her shrine on Mount Kilkreath with vile corruptions. And you're hard about it. Meridia's shrine West of Solitude and directly North of the Haafingar Stormcloak Camp has a foul darkness seeping into it. And you're hard about it.

Apply netch jelly once daily to the affected area.

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Made an Elder Scrolls flash sheet because apparently I like pain, quests, and making full eye contact with the adoring fan for several hours. ig @daniellehopkins.ink if anyone is interested in getting one of these lol

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what if skyrim was called freakyrim and they all sucked toes

Sorry, but I think the province you're looking for is called Morrowind.

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Grom just started talking to me with the voice of a generic orc warboss. His poor gobbo throat never was the same after he discovered he could put tobacco in the cauldron :(

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Your left buttcheek has gained sentience. [Done]