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i didn't expect there to be actual visuals of simon being hung from a tree by his ribs.

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actively sobbing over a cod edit to a Hamilton song.

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I think frank would be fascinated by glasses. He'd wanna try them on (with permission, of course.), and if you let them, they'd look around at everything and be like 'golly- you see the world like this? why?'

you'd have to explain why you need them, and what they do n stuff, but after, I think he'd help when you need new prescriptions. they'd figure it out just for you. :)

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(Fan Art!)

I haven’t been able to get masc presenting Julie out of my head. She’s just so neat! 🩷

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✨Wally Darling my beloved✨

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May I ask for Rise!Donnie x Cat mutant reader? Preferably one that was born an animal.

Personally I think this would be amusing as cats tend to shed a lot (or at least the ones i know do).

Thank you!

Have I written for a cat like reader before, because I feel like I have? Anyways hope you likey!

Rise Donnie x cat mutant Reader

★ While he's a cat person, you're an actual cat person. Funny how these things turn out. But no, seriously, he really enjoys your company. Quiet moments and silently showing love are made for him.

★ He's better at judging your emotions than he is with regular people because he researched cat behavior before meeting you. Specifically after the Nubbins incident. You do not understand social norms. Which is fine because Donnie doesn't really understand them either.

★ Now Dee loves you, but for heaven's sake please bring a lint roller with you if you lay on his bed or spend the night with him. The sheer amount of fur you shed is insane.

★ We need to talk about our favorite rat dad not having a vendetta or any sort of hatred for cats. Seeing as he was born a human. In Splinter's eyes his son dating a cat is extremely amusing, Ironic even.

★ Letting you sleep in his lab while he works on a project is his form of quality time. That and gift giving. But if you show up to the lair with a dead bird for him he will not be impressed.

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oh my god a musical i know nothing about ohemgee.

ive not thought about this for more than a second. something something Sally is Chandler bleah. misc info under the cut.

Honestly this could be an AU, but im not going to put in the effort to flesh that out, so we're gonna go with this just being a musical sally wanted to do.

Nina made the costumes with Poppy's and Sally's help. they're like a family lmao.

The trenchcoat is not from the neighborhood, but if it was, it would have been Julie's. just for shits. she'd use it to play the bad guy in games n all that.

speaking of, I think she'd be a good duke. the breen one.

McNamara? i dunno. braincells are gone. yeehaw seeya.

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♡ Wally Darling x GN! Cat Puppet! Reader hcs ♡

My 50 request! Hope you like!

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Oki doki- Let's go!

I would imagine that you would be much taller than Wally, having a similar height to Barnaby. (This men is a gnome-)

If you're the cuddly/clingy type, I totally see Wally and you lying on a hill together, with you lying on his lap purring, while he rubs your tummy/ears, just enjoying the sun together.

But if you're the type who doesn't like affection, or being clingy- That's ok too! Wally wouldn't force you to do something you don't like, looking for other ways to show how he loves you! One of them being to give you lots of handmade gifts! (He would do so many paintings of you- Plus many letters with love poems to you!)

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A little poem by Wally: When your eyes meet mine, I can't take my eyes off you. When you smile at me, i feel my world is even warmer. When you lean on my shoulder, the only thing i want to do is hold you, and tell you i love you.

I love you.

-Wally Darling XOXO

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To the contradiction of many, I believe that you and Barnaby would be very good friends! Barnaby would love to help you make surprises for Wally! (Many of them with pranks in between-)

If you don't like water, and you get dirty, Wally would quickly go get you wet wipes.

If someone teased/threatened with splashing water on you, Wally would get angry, but try to hide it by trying to deal with the situation in dialogue. (I can certainly see that Barbany was the one who did this, but he didn't mean it- The guy just forgets you hate water!)

Wally would often ask you to pick apples from tall trees for him! Since you're so good at climbing, this is a piece of cake for you!

Wally with Poppy's help would prepare lots of special sweets/snacks for you! Like fish crackers and tuna sandwiches!

If you had "cat instincts", Wally would constantly have to keep an eye on you- We don't want Home to get mad at you for spidery curtains right? (He would have a water spray to stop you from scratching the curtains- Though he would only threaten you, he would never actually use it!)

Wally would love to cuddle with you for long periods, like this he can hear your cute and fluffy happy purrs.

You and Wally would have many face-to-face games, where you would always at the end wink slowly at him, giving him a sweet smile, which in that he would blush slightly giving a silly smile, knowing what that means in cat language. (That means you love and trust him! He always at the end would return the slow blink, however lol-)

You and Wally would basically be a very healthy and cute pair! The most!

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Welcome Home Shitpost

(Y/N): Wally, your my best friend!

Wally Darling: *Slowly blinks*

[ In a chapel or wedding hall, Wally in a white tuxedo standing on a stool]

Priest: Do you take this puppet to be your lawfully wedded husband.

(Y/N): Wait hold up-

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to see you made humble

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stealing your f/o’s clothes: poly edition. creating a fashion disaster out of multiple f/os wardrobes. how do they react to this sight

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aight so im making a red son x reader fic where the reader is mac and swk's illegitimate child (as in,, mac kinda stole them and couldn't return them and swk meets em later)

Their theme is The Star.

Yknow. The Sun, The Moon, and The Star.

the ship name for y/n and red is starfire.

reader is completely gender neutral. lotsa gay in here.

thinking of calling it Starbound to You or just Starbound.

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oh what id give to have a cuddle pile with mk, mei, red, sun, n mac.

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i think red would like cheesecake.

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i have a game called guess which are parental

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pissing all by yourself, handsome?

lmao that's all i could think of while drawing this

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you: there's no way my f/o's would love me, i'm not their type and they deserve so much be-

your f/o's: