selfshrimping
selfshrimping
you're telling me a ship fried this rice?
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selfshrimping · 2 hours ago
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Man I wish there were more selfship positivity posts for people with sexual dysfunctions like anorgasmia
I genuinely don't think I've ever even seen one and boy does it make you feel alone let me tell ya
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selfshrimping · 2 hours ago
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Me when a stranger on the internet says my selfship is canon to them
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Pro.shippers/com.shippers DNI please
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selfshrimping · 2 hours ago
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happy juneteeth! my name is taibo, and i'm a black artist who would love to draw pictures... FOR YOU!!
i'm a selfshipper who loves to draw selfshipping for others, so if you're looking for someone to draw your ship but fear that it might be too unconventional for a lot of artists (or worry that an artist doesn't know how to draw non-white features. trust me i have felt this one firsthand), i am your guy! check out my prices and TOS here, and feel free to shoot me a message if you have any additional questions
if you're not able to commission me, though, no problem! i also have a tip jar-- anything helps right now, as commissions are my only source of income until my job is active again in the fall.
thank you to everyone who has supported me so far!
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selfshrimping · 2 hours ago
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I miss f/o :[ i should revisit their source material *proceeds to not do that and do something else*
Pro.shippers/com.shippers DNI please
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selfshrimping · 15 hours ago
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i quite frankly won't be able to move on the 1st of july even if i somehow managed to get that security deposit (which wasn't looking likely at all). i let the apartment know.
I'd appreciate any help while i'm looking for work and stuff still though. i'll need money for buses, bart, food, and basic necessities.
i have the amount for july's rent at my current apartment, and the $50 sent to me (that $20 is still pending) but that's it. I'm going to get some groceries today (milk, butter, stuff they don't give at food banks).
I'm really getting scared, honestly but i guess I'm going to keep trying. I'm applying to jobs, and i had an interview on wednesday. no more yet. i don't get my financial aid until august (which isn't helpful). my friend and i looked for scholarships and aid but i'd already have to live in the bay area.
if you can help, please do so here. (p@yp@l).
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selfshrimping · 2 days ago
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Date Everything demo did NOT help the fomo
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selfshrimping · 3 days ago
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EMERGENCY PLEASE DON'T SCROLL: Help a disabled trans lesbian PoC with no income pay for necessities AND not become homeless as father lost his job
Sorry I know I just hit a goal, but I am now out of my antipsychotics and I need those to live as the side effects when I don't take them are life threatening... ;.; (I also don't have insurance, hence why the price is so high :c)
I also need to buy groceries!!!! Currently dad is keeping us housed with his savings but other than that, it's on me to get food for us and my therapy cat!
Please please find it in your heart to help me!!! I'm so sorry for always asking for help but I have nothing else and my dad is still job hunting... T_T Thank you to whoever reads this far... If you can't help, please reblog and don't tag as anything!! This is also quite urgent;;;
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KFI
PPAL
86$/295$
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selfshrimping · 5 days ago
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selfshrimping · 5 days ago
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selfshrimping · 6 days ago
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So many big boys in Date Everything and I'm too broke to afford buying anything for myself...
Evil world.
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selfshrimping · 11 days ago
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Daily cycle
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selfshrimping · 11 days ago
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Spaceballs, 1987
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selfshrimping · 11 days ago
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Me when trans headcanons of my f/o(s)
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selfshrimping · 11 days ago
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With the Spaceballs 2 announcement and having this blog, I finally feel like I can say without shame that I had the biggest crush on Barf when I first saw the original
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selfshrimping · 11 days ago
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selfshrimping · 12 days ago
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Woah mama I'm a shrimp
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selfshrimping · 12 days ago
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Woah mama I'm a shrimp
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