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Shen Yuan edition

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I think the most consistently fun way to do mdzs modern AUs is to wildly diversify WHY everyone is in the present. Like, some people got reincarnated, some people cultivated to immortality, some people are actually modern, somebody fell on a time travel array, somebody’s just a god now. I cannot think of any wangxian fish out of water meet cute premise where one of them is from the modern day and the other has been suddenly transported from ancient wizard times that would not be improved by interrupting the plot to run into Jiang Cheng, who has simply been alive the entire time, at the grocery store.

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I mean. Lwj birth name is literally blue azure blue. So. His naming ability is clearly hereditary. Whether it’s from his parents or LQR we will never know

Lan Xichen got the sense of artistry in the family.

LQR: What are your spiritual weapons going to be named, Xichen?

LXC: I think I will stay with ‘distantly romantic’ and ‘cold’ themes of our Clan with Ice Shard and New Moon :)

LQR: Very nice. Wangji, what about your sword and guqin?

LWJ: [deadpan] To Avoid Worldy Matters.

LQR: ...

LXC: ...

LQR: Which?

LWJ: Both.

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can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar

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receive the ultimate blessings from the Year of Loong龙( wealth, luck and health) by 爱摆牌的龙龙

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why

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*Steals your comfort gay ship*

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I feel sorry for people named Al (A L) because I see the name and briefly feel annoyance until I'm like, oh, that doesn't say AI

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Life's little pleasures

English added by me :)

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never thought I'd say tumblr should copy something from Twitter but tumblr desperately needs a community notes feature where everyone is forced to see when posts have misinfo, instead of the corrections just getting lost in the notes as people continue to blithely spread propaganda

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The two twins…

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Jiang Cheng: You don't have to be such a bitch about it.

Nie Huaisang: Being a bitch is my entire personality. What else am I supposed to do? Be nice?