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Fandoms are like "oh, these two characters are meant to be together because they know each other so well" yeah, mostly on account of the fact that they each have one (1) discernible personality trait.

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the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And that’s why it’s important to always have a little Blorbo to rotate in your head. It acts as a protective charm of sorts to redirect your imagination away from harmful spirals

thoughts without Blorbo: oh my god I was so cringe in seventh grade why did I do that

thoughts with Blorbo: I haven’t considered the interactions with bleebus; I must rectify this immediately

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three fun and sexy facts about me: 1.) i have a slight fructose intolerance which manifests itself mostly in me getting violently ill whenever i eat garlic. 2.) i have “delayed phased sleep disorder” aka my body wants to sleep during the day and stay up at night. 3. i am extremely sensitive to sunlight and cannot be in direct sunlight for more than like five minutes without getting burned or overheated.

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Last year I went to see Ado live concert. Her performance was like nothing I have ever experienced before. Truly, truly extraordinary

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Ado <3 wow

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Forgot about time zones and now we're gonna be late to being early to the Ado concert T-T

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that’s so crazy

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“The original orgies and bizarre sex were perfectly sufficient” I am always saying this

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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

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Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil

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WHAT IF ASRIEL WAS THE PERSON ON THE PHONE?

JUST A FUN THOUGHT, but again im very not too convinced that carol is the phone person due to points that can be disproven but hey-

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been playing botw lately

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A new trend called "hot Hikaru summer" when you just disappear in the forest and die

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It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.

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"It means, my dear friend," explained the Woggle-Bug, "that our language contains many words having a double meaning; and that to pronounce a joke that allows both meanings of a certain word, proves the joker a person of culture and refinement, who has, moreover, a thorough command of the language." "I don't believe that," said Tip, plainly; "anybody can make a pun." "Not so," rejoined the Woggle-Bug, stiffly. "It requires education of a high order. Are you educated, young sir?" "Not especially," admitted Tip. "Then you cannot judge the matter. I myself am Thoroughly Educated, and I say that puns display genius. For instance, were I to ride upon this Saw-Horse, he would not only be an animal he would become an equipage. For he would then be a horse-and-buggy." At this the Scarecrow gave a gasp and the Tin Woodman stopped short and looked reproachfully at the Woggle-Bug. At the same time the Saw-Horse loudly snorted his derision; and even the Pumpkinhead put up his hand to hide the smile which, because it was carved upon his face, he could not change to a frown. But the Woggle-Bug strutted along as if he had made some brilliant remark, and the Scarecrow was obliged to say: "I have heard, my dear friend, that a person can become over-educated; and although I have a high respect for brains, no matter how they may be arranged or classified, I begin to suspect that yours are slightly tangled. In any event, I must beg you to restrain your superior education while in our society." "We are not very particular," added the Tin Woodman; "and we are exceedingly kind hearted. But if your superior culture gets leaky again -- " He did not complete the sentence, but he twirled his gleaming axe so carelessly that the Woggle-Bug looked frightened, and shrank away to a safe distance. The others marched on in silence, and the Highly Magnified one, after a period of deep thought, said in an humble voice: "I will endeavor to restrain myself." "That is all we can expect," returned the Scarecrow pleasantly; and good nature being thus happily restored to the party, they proceeded upon their way.

— L Frank Baum, The Marvelous Land of Oz (1904), Chapter 14: "Old Mombi indulges in Witchcraft"

In which the Tin Woodsman responds to a bad pun by threatening to kill the perpetrator with an axe, as is only proper.

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my favorite thing about foo fighters from jojo is how originally, as a mass of plankton, she looks like this, has a masculine voice, and is referred to with he/him

then she starts inhabiting a human woman's body and looks like this for most of the story

and after living like that for a while, her "true form" turns into this and has a feminine voice

plankton can be transgender if u believe