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The Expanse: S3
Remember the fanatical Cortázar from S2? Whelp, that spiritualist caused humans to go this route

Meanwhile, Holden was one of the pops given the latent psionic trait, and for some reason, despite humans not having unlocked the transcendence perk, Holden could communicate with the void Miller.
So anyways, humans happen upon this ship event
Where Miller gave humans this free tech

and upon an idiot racing belter going sending their first “science” ship through it, humans came across this asshole
Where Holden decides (as usual) only he can be the chosen one
and goes to play with the protomolecule act like Holden always does
Which leads into completing the Enigmatic event, and humans gaining the usual butt-load of physics research
#lol@all-realms-full-or-high-before-launch#you think you do but you dont#the expanse#expanse season3#onlyyoucanpreventforestfires#selsaga#stellarisexplainslife#enigmatic fortress#stellaris
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Online Tickets
You right there the second shit goes on sale at 12:00:00 AM
12:00:01 AM
#snipebots4eva#katyperyfanclub#blizzbetternotfuckupclassic#sonyfanboi#finalfantosy#buyingonline#onlinetickets#selsaga#stellarisexplainslife
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Millennials & Motorcycles
Harley Davidson P.R. claims:
Reality:
#harleydavidson#millennials#millennialsbadforantienvironmentalists#millennialsandgenxunite#draintheirswamp#noonelikedyoutobeginwith#onlyezlyfersrelate2u#selsaga#stellaris#stellarisexplainslife
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Wanna Read A Good Book?
#dotawasntworthit#poorpizzaplanet#hivemindsux#skippingadayofplaymeansyourempirebuildsallfood#betterlucknexttimesugarchungus#stellarisexplainslife#stellaris#selsaga
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Gillette Ad in 3 EZ Steps
1. Gillette starts out fanatic materialist/xenophobe. Ends up with opinion map like so:
2. Tired of meanies, Gillette checks this edict for funzies:
3. Gillette switches to fanatic pacifist/materialist. New friens are made, and haters gon haet:
#gillette#webelieve#metoo#antibully#antivaxx#datveganlyfe#thebestmencanbe#stellaris#stellarisexplainslife
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