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selsaga-blog · 6 years ago
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The Expanse: S3
Remember the fanatical Cortázar from S2? Whelp, that spiritualist caused humans to go this route
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Meanwhile, Holden was one of the pops given the latent psionic trait, and for some reason, despite humans not having unlocked the transcendence perk, Holden could communicate with the void Miller.
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So anyways, humans happen upon this ship event
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Where Miller gave humans this free tech
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and upon an idiot racing belter going sending their first “science” ship through it, humans came across this asshole
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Where Holden decides (as usual) only he can be the chosen one
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and goes to play with the protomolecule act like Holden always does
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Which leads into completing the Enigmatic event, and humans gaining the usual butt-load of physics research
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selsaga-blog · 7 years ago
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Online Tickets
You right there the second shit goes on sale at 12:00:00 AM
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12:00:01 AM
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selsaga-blog · 7 years ago
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Millennials & Motorcycles
Harley Davidson P.R. claims:
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Reality:
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selsaga-blog · 7 years ago
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Wanna Read A Good Book?
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selsaga-blog · 7 years ago
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Gillette Ad in 3 EZ Steps
1. Gillette starts out fanatic materialist/xenophobe. Ends up with opinion map like so:
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2. Tired of meanies, Gillette checks this edict for funzies:
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3. Gillette switches to fanatic pacifist/materialist. New friens are made, and haters gon haet:
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