Hello! Many marvelous things await in store for you. I am Willy Wonka! Have you heard of me? I'm quite famous, you know. I do apologize if I seem rather forward! I don't get visitors very often! (Independent Willy Wonka RP blog! I'll roleplay with anyone from any fandom or story or any OC or whatever.)
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and now computer is screwing up.
So maybe replies tomorrow? I'm sort of going on a retreat for two or three days though, so replies will be hard to get to.... -sigh-
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OKAY DINNERTIME
Be back in a little, peoples!
Oh, and like this post if I owe you a reply!!! Please and thank you~
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94% of teenagers drink alcohol and do drugs. Reblog if you like chocolate.

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I don't tend to eat chocolate.
-frowns- Liar. Everybody eats chocolate, at some point. -squints suspiciously at her- Unless you're one of those weird, tasteless, anti-candy chocolate haters.
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What?! *My body begins to swell bigger and bigger, as I rub my body. My arms and legs puff up and I look like I gained 300 pounds* DO SOMETHING!
Every time, a giant blueberry. It's just weird! -giggles again, before looking a little more serious- There's only one thing I can do here, you see, because if we don't get all that juice out, we-e-ell, bad things'll happen!
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"Oh. Wh-well. Uh," he blustered. "Th-thank you, I guess. I'm Willy Wonka!" he said with an unnaturally wide grin. "It's nice to meet you, Steve Rogers!"
this-a-test started following you
Er, hello! And who are you?
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"Sarah. Very nice to meet you too, Sarah, er..." He held out his hand halfway rather awkwardly, hesitated as if to rethink the gesture, then seemed to decide against it and offered his hand to her.
A LOT OF PEOPLE started following you

“Name’s Sarah. Very nice to meet you, Mr. Wonka.”
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What? What do you mean? *My stomach gurgles, and it starts to expand outward like a beach ball. My hips as well.* What...what's happening to me?! *Looking around at my body and then at you*
Oh dear. Ew. -makes a face- The gum. I still don't have the formula exactly right, you know. Everyone who eats it turns into a blueberry! Isn't that funny? -giggles-
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*She shrugs not sure why*
-grinning, not really sure what to do- Uh... you're here because of the chocolate, aren't you.
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this-a-test started following you
Er, hello! And who are you?
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deamonassassin started following you
Hhhi! And what are you doing here? I've had an awful lot of visitors today.
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*Smiles and puts my hand on my thigh* Well, you wanted me to get rid of it! *Face is now completely blue now.*
Uh, that was NOT what I meant! -pointing for emphasis- You were supposed to spit it out. It's not totally my fault now, whatever happens to you. You wouldn't follow directions. Hmph. -crosses his arms-
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Maximum Ride is my name.
-laughs- Is it now? Weelllll... I've heard stranger. -shrugs- Uh... why are you here though?
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Sigh, alright. *GULP*
Good, good. Just not... er. -looks positively alarmed- What... what did you just do...? Did you swallow it?!?
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Willy huffed. "It's not any weirder of a name than Lottie," he muttered with a glance.
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“Willy Wonka? That’s a funny name,” Lottie laughs. “I’m Charlotte Wilkins, but call me Lottie.”

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Maximum Ride.
-totally oblivious- Sorry, what is? -points to her- I asked your name, you know.
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*Continually chews* Oh BLUEBERRIES!! My favorite! *My nose starts to turn blue.*
-looking increasingly nervous- Uh, no, not blueberries! Spit it out, spit it out right now. -trying to look authoritative and absolutely failing-
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