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went to the gallery today but the best art I saw today was on this electrical box outside

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My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture.

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well this fucking sucks

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A customer asked for pickles on their sub and I (dumbass) reached for the cucumbers. They quickly went “oh, no, I want pickles!” and I immediately said “they could’ve been pickles. in another life” ????? Why did I get hired????????

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they should make a second car horn where instead of honking it says "i love you my beautifil friend the light is green please go" and a third car horn that says "hi grandma" for when you see your grandma while youre driving

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you have to remember that your icon is who's saying your posts

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Some stuff I gathered from the Watch Party as the creators answered fan questions:

- Inverting the nexus wouldn’t bring Leola back. Startouch council essentially ended her existence and Aaron doesn’t believe there’s a way to bring her back (plus Aaravos would’ve done so already)

- The Jailer was a unique dark mage who specialized in prisons and puzzles

- Tiadrin and Lain are not likely to appear in TDK, they have passed on and are happy together

- They want to work on an art book for Mystery of Aaravos (arc 2)

- Confirmation that ‘Pip and the King’ was always the plan since the beginning

- Apparently the white streak from practicing dark magic is “un-dye-able” (unsure if this was a joke)

- Someone asked about the crying baby in the teaser, and Aaron said ‘sparkly baby poop is all I’m going to say’… also unclear if he was joking 🫩

- Aaron imagines something elaborate must’ve happened when the quasar diamond was switched in the staff, like a heist

Q: Does the dragang find Aaravos’ book?

A: Great question, I will not answer it.

We will see more of the following people and/or events in TDK

- Rayllum content of course!

- More Kim’Dael

- Astrid and Celestial elves

- Startouch elves

- More Ruthari (“if they survive,” Aaron joked)

- Aaravos/Callum interactions

- Queen Aanya

- Miyana and the twins, Janai/ the lineage for the sunfire monarchy

- More relationships between humans and elves

- We are likely to meet someone ancient who has kept themselves alive though the dark practice of self-eating

- We will see more Elarion; Aaron compared the ruins to the Chernobyl disaster

- Zym’s power has grown

- Stella has been trouble as usual!

Likely to be in tdk, but no official guarantee:

- The Jailer’s descendants and their fates

- Humans will be able to do primal magic

- Claudia could potentially have a new love interest, again nothing guaranteed

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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

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don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

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when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

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fucking. what?

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C'est un boing-boing incroyableoux

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I didn’t take many photos this weekend, but you can enjoy this one that made me laugh.

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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

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the floating head of wisdom