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Nadia snorted another laugh. “Tell Tony that one sometime. He’ll either love it or absolutely hate it. Either way is a win in my book,” she sniggered. Pushing up onto her elbow, she looked down at him with a fond smile. “You, Mister Lang, are very silly. Were you aware of this?” she commented with mock sincerity after a long moment.

“Tony? Taking time to listen to jokes from me? Oh I doubt that. I’ll leave that mission up to you, Miss Pym.” He took their mocking and playful words with ease and just kept smiling back at her. “Yes, I am. And you--” There’s a brief break in his words as Scott went back after her again, securing her in his arms and dragging her down on top of him before rolling over with a laugh. “--are my partner in crime. So who’s fault is it really? The one telling the jokes or the one laughing that determines I’m silly?”

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Hope groaned, scrubbing her hands over her face. “Obviously I want another, Scott, c’mon.” Nah, she didn’t want to go back to sleep; she was awake now, no thanks to her partner. Depending on the quality of his jokes, though, she might have to come up with another way to tire them out again.

There was a light and playful chuckle in response. “Alright, alright, last one. A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, ‘No, I’m traveling light.’” He lightly nudged her to further emphasize his joke, but afterwards he kinda shrugged. “I think that’s all I got right now, I’m pretty sure if I keep trying I’ll just start getting things wrong and you’d hate me even more for messing it up.”

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Nadia stifled a laugh at the crashing and shattering. “Make it noon and you’ve got a deal. And Scott? Try not to cut yourself on whatever you just broke.”

“Yeah--yeah, I’ll...I’m gonna clean that up now. I’ll see you tomorrow, Hope.” He clicked the end call button and stared at his feet. Well it didn’t go near as well as planned but he’s got a date, so how could he possibly complain? A little smile found it’s way onto his face as he started picking the pieces of the shattered pot and his poor plant...he’s gonna have to find it a new home to live in. There’s probably a bucket or something around here somewhere....

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Sure enough though, at roughly 11:55am the next day Scott was at the front desk of Hope’s building waiting on her nervously to come down and join him. He’d actually taken the time to clean up some. Brushed his hair, wore some decent clothes, he cleaned up not half bad really. It was obviously something he had put thought and effort into to make special and maybe impress Hope some if he could. Leave her with some sort of different and positive impression of him anyway, perhaps.

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She was definitely going to make him google it later. Assuming she remembered. “Remind me why we’re waking up at this god-awful hour?” Nadia requested once she’d sort of laughed herself out.

“Uhhh because I couldn’t sleep and so I looked up jokes to tell you?” He’s definitely looking at her very confidently as if this was the best reason ever. “You can’t tell me this is a waste of time, Hope. I just won’t listen if you do. Do you want another?”

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Okay, she thought that one was actually kinda great. At least if her snorting laughter was anything to go by. “This has got to be some sort of torture,” she laughed. “You’re violating the Geneva Convention right now, I hope you’re happy Scott!”

It felt like such a win to make Hope laugh this hard, even if she protested otherwise about the jokes. He knew she loved it, and it made him so happy. “I have no idea what that is, but if violating it makes you laugh this hard. I’ll totally go to jail for it.” Definitely worth it.

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“Sure,” she answered easily, like it was something he asked every day. After all, it wasn’t exactly uncommon for the partners to share a meal. Nadia may or may not have misread his nerves as Scott being, well… Scott.

Yes! Wait. In his moment of fleeting excitement he shoved the table he was leaning against and fumbled quickly to try to catch the falling plant only to have it hit the ground with a loud crash. “Ah, shi--ooohh that...ah.” Yeah. That was in pieces now right next to his feet. That sucked. “Um....” Well, this was somehow even more awkward than before cuz he’s positive Hope just heard that over the phone. “Is, uh, is 12:30 good for you? I can meet you at your work.” He’s already totally forgotten how suspiciously casually she agreed to this.

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“Oh,” she sounded almost disappointed, truth be told. Nadia had a day full of meetings ahead of her and would have welcomed the distraction. “I’m okay. At the office. Not too busy to take a call, though.” 

Was it weird to say he was sad and confused as to why she suddenly sounded disappointed? That wasn’t the point though, he needed to still ask the question. “Yeah, that’s great, I was just wondering if...uh.” There was a pause. He was hesitating again and this time he was physically fidgeting because of it. Get your act together Lang! Spit it out! So he did. And it sounded just as rushed and nervous as he felt. “Do you want to go get lunch tomorrow?”

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She groaned again, this time rolling to shove her face, covered by her hands, into his armpit. It was a lot more adorable than it sounds. “Oh my god. Stop,” came her muffled response, drawing out the ‘o’ sounds.

Scott was absolutely living watching her suffer under his terrible jokes that they both knew she secretly enjoyed. “Hey-hey, I’ve got another one. So a neutron walked into a bar, right? And it asked, ‘How much for a drink?’ The bartender replied, ‘For you, no charge.’” There was a smile so wide on him right now, and he slid his arms around her shoulders to trap her against him. No escape. She was stuck with him and his terrible jokes.

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The line connects after the second ring. “Scott? What’s wrong?” Nadia answered, concerned. Because of course she was. Ready to provide backup for her partner, but concerned beyond that.

“Hey! Hi, hi Hope. Uh--no, nothing’s wrong I was just. Um...calling to ask...how you were?” No! Bad start. This was not how he rehearsed this. He was already mentally lecturing himself for not just getting straight to the chase. “You’re not...busy, are you?”

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“Okay Scott, you can do this. It’s just the first date you’d be going on since you and your wife divorced. Assuming she even accepts it, because she might be busy. --okay, bad pep-talk.” Scott sighed loudly to himself, staring lost at his phone in his hands. Jaw a little clinched with nerves, pacing his house wildly just looking at the thing trying to convince himself to make the call. “Man up, Scotty, you can do this. It’s just Hope.” A deep breath in and he hits the dial button and puts the phone to his ear, standing awkwardly in the hall leaned against a tiny table with a potted plant on it.

It was ringing and he hasn’t been this nervous since the time he broke out of jail with the suit.

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SOFT BUT STRONG,

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Scott was cracking up at her response, sitting up on an arm as she complained softly. “Hey--I spent a solid fifteen minutes before you woke up looking for those science jokes. I’ve got more if you’re not annoyed enough already--have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?”

“...He just couldn't put it down.” Ba-dum tsh.

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Nadia groaned, rolling onto her back and tossing an arm over her eyes. “You’re awful, you know that?” she drawled, but there was warmth in her voice. “It’s too early for your horrible jokes, Scott.”

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DON’T DO THAT TO THE TINY PEOPLE

FROM THIS TV SPOT ALONE I CAN TELL ANT MAN AND THE WASP IS GONNA BE AWESOME!!! ME EAT PEOPLE!!!

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Oh. Oh wow she looked amazing. When and where did she get a bra like that, anyway? He was staring but, it was in admiration, not surprise anymore. Muted green eyes almost distant seeming as he looked her over now that she was halfway undressed. Not long there after which, she was pressed up against him again and he tilted his head down to look at her. To which she quickly took advantage of by locking lips with him once more.

His touch roamed for a moment up her spine to find the back of her bra to skillfully unhook. All the while kissing her back with an increase of interest before pulling away a little to start unbuttoning his shirt. There was definitely a look of something in his eyes now as he did away with the unnecessary thing and leaned back in against Hope. Kisses moving from her lips down to her neck and shoulder before she spoke up.

Now this time, her questions did surprise him. Like she’d suddenly realized what was going on, but... “Yeah--yeah, it’s fine. I’m fine.” He was actually okay with it at this point. They just needed some...assistance. It could be far worse. It’s not like they hadn’t been similarly close before, it’s just never gotten this far along.

Finally reaching for her skirt now, he backed off to pull it and her underwear down to the floor in a smooth motion. Leaving it there for now as he returned to his place between her legs and got back to kissing her like he meant it. Only now his hands were busy fumbling with his zipper instead of on her for once.

“God, you’re beautiful, Hope.” The words mumbled into her skin between breaths. She was attractive too, near-endlessly so, and it was really starting to get under Scott’s skin now how hot she had him like this. It was no secret at this moment in time that he was getting very hard. Guess she almost had him right where she wanted him. It was only a matter of seconds now.