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standard's fluorishing
someone at wotc said that during the mouse times but eh, still holds up
i never really got into standard, luckily, but shit that happens is still ridiculous, so here's a wee paintover of Vivi being cauldron'd cause its hillarious
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Trump is dead this and Trump is dead that. The obvious answer for Trump's sudden disappearance is that Trump has gone into his very first heat and the Whitehouse is trying to cover up that he's an Omega
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fuck this dumbass im happy ur crying i hope they bury your ass here in november & ill have a party with all your pilots & well talk about how much we hated you just like we do rn behind your back #no1vivih8r

Final Fantasy 9: Vivi at the black mage village cemetery
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everyone is convinced theres some class of people who are ontologically evil and whos sole goal as a person is to rape children, instead of the much worse reality which is that sexual abuse of children is so commonplace it isnt even registered as such
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at our weekly allstaff meeting at work we always do an icebreaker question. today it was just tell us your hobby. that was the question. and i watched my coworker next to me go into chatgpt and ask it "hobbies." am i working with fake people am i being truman showed what the fuck is going on in here
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Hello fellow leftists, I'm here to agree with you in the most racist way humanly imaginable. Did you like my annotated Bell Curve diagram where I depicted people who disagree with us as disabled and/or east asian?
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“this meeting could’ve been a email” except its “this esoteric children’s punishment could’ve been a normal conversation with them”
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i love my YouTube watch later list - got some time to kill? pick something that caught my eye months or years ago
but occasionally this happens

it evokes a timbre of loss i don't think i've felt anywhere else. something i know for sure i wanted is gone forever, but i can't even remember what it was.
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“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore
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transmisogyny is insane... was talking with this teacher who has a trans girl in her district and was mentioning how said girl wanted to be in the girls bathroom for changing for p.e. etc, and... we both agreed that it would be incredibly unsafe for her to have to change with the boys... but as soon as we got onto the topic of the other girls suddenly she(teacher) cannot comprehend at all that the only girl whos safety would be at risk in the locker room is the trans one because of potential bullying + sexual harassement from other girls . absolute instant blindspot to a phenomenon you otherwise acknowledge because u think the presence of a penis is violent
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Fuck that stupid pot I hate izzet cauldron frfr
i hope people are aware that the dominant strategy in competitive magic the gathering right now is putting vivi from final fantasy 9 in a witch's cauldron to extract his powers


watch any tournament footage and you will see him being boiled in the corner, often on both sides of the table
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