#magic the girlbossing

[mega-gaymer-party]

[rosiecow]

The idea of the magic card "Swords to plowshares" is essentially that target creature rejects the way of the sword and becomes a farmer instead, hence you lose them as a combatant but gain the health from their farming.

This is really fuckin funny in conjunction with a lot of potential targets for that card. Can you just imagine you're an average farmer in an MTG plane, have a normal-ass day, and all of a sudden you look to the east, and stretching up past the clouds you see Ulamog, the despoiler, one of the infamous eldrazi titans, a creature that corrupts all that is good by its mere presence. And all the enormous bastard is doing is using their massive fuckin tendrils to plow the land and plant potatos, and tend to their flocks of eldrazi spawn, and then it turns its eyeless head thats the size of several cities at you and tips its wide brimmed straw hat at you and continues going about its work.

[magic-the-girlbossing]

Alesha, Who Smiles at Death vs. Liliana Vess

Magic: The Girlbossing Semifinals Match 1

[vlepkaaday]

A lineart for an elf token I am working on

The first thing I ever sold from my fantasy/scifi art were Magic:the Gathering tokens. Those were quite popular but by this point they got a bit outdated :D so I thought I might revitalise them a bit and redraw the ones I liked best. Here’s a lineart and lightwork for the first one that started it all: a 1/1 elf warrior I needed for my disgusting elf overrun modern deck:)

[virtualgirladv]

Give us the good stuff wotc

[the-molemen]

Re-reading one of my favourite manga and it absolutely blows my mind and bewilders me that this is all the SAME GIRL

anyway Suwabara Yakumo appreciation post

[transcrocgirl]

Jund slimefoot comander done

What a beautiful fungus (who is also a girl)

[sablegear0]

Got two wins today with my Sydri, Galvanic Genius EDH deck - which despite my best efforts to update it remains an ancient creaking edifice of over-costed artifact cards because I love all my big dumb machines - so I’m feeling pretty good. Seems the ol’ girl still has some life in her bones and tricks up her sleeves.

[corpsecoochie]

What color(s) you play in MTG?

Filthy fucking blue-green player. 💙💚

[the-etali-review]

EMN #0006: Emrakul, the Promised End

Synergy: 2/5 for being big as hell. God she's so beautiful.

Versatility: 2/5, big beater, probably lets you kill someone with the cast trigger.

EP: 1/5. It doesn't draw cards, make mana, have haste, or make Etali copies.

Efficiency: Really hard to judge. Less mana than mindslaver usually, but comes with a body. Tentatively 3/5, but this effect is super rare.

Total: 8/20. Just kind of meh. If I want a 13/13 that's hard to remove, I can just flip Etali and attach a sword to her. And the mindslaver effect just isn't particularly helpful in this deck, as we're stealing our opponents' stuff already, and screwing someone over by messing with their board is just not on theme or on strategy for us.

[blockcat17]

You play magic the gathering to ‘win’. I play magic the gathering to cheat out as many colossal dreadmaws as possible.

[mega-gaymer-party]

[rosiecow]

So y'know how my most popular post is about magic cards?

I like magic, its not one of my favorite hobbies, but I certainly enjoy it. As of late I've been channeling one of my hyperfixations into it, making custom magic cards for the series as a way to pass the time and have fun. Given that I've put some work into these, I wanted to share them!

And just pulling this bandaid off now, these aren't the kill six billion demons magic cards I mentioned in an earlier post, these are fnaf brainrot magic cards, get jumpscared idiot.

(Card art isn't mine, credit provided on each individual card)

Second post incoming with even more scrunkly cards :)

[magic-the-girlbossing]

The Multiversal Girlboss battle is over!

Let's take a moment to look at the top 8 of our fine competition.

#1 - Vraska, Queen of the Golgari

With a resume sporting feats of assassination, piracy, and a successful hostile overtaking of a swarm-like guild, it's unsurprising she'd find herself at the top.

#2 - Alesha, Khan of the Mardu

This Khan who smiles at death viciously fought her way to the top, on the back of not only her incredible list of feats but also the fact that she is, indeed, transgender.

Tied for #3 - Liliana Vess

Though I doubt she'd settle for tying, she'll have to accept it. This intrepid necromancer has seen the most limelight of any of the girlbosses in this tourney. I would go so far as to say that in her early years she defined what it meant to be a Magic girlboss. Unfortunately for her, her recently compromised girlboss status due to a pesky thing called "character growth" doomed her to third place.

Tied for #3 - Teysa Karlov

Opportunistic and cutthroat, Teysa's slow climb of the Orzhov ladder, leaving her effectively at the top of a corporate AND religious hierarchy, gave her a strong case for her ascension to the title of ultimate girlboss. Unfortunately, she lost out to someone who was actually able to take over a guild.

Tied for #5 - Queen Marchesa D'Amati

Long may reign the queen of Fiora, but let it be known that this is the highest title that she will achieve.

Tied for #5 - Nahiri, the Lithomancer

While Nahiri has surely taken some girlboss actions (read: committed some war crimes), her status as a repeated failgirl blocked her from ascending any further in this competition.

Tied for #5 - Ashnod the Uncaring

Speaking of war crimes, it's Ashnod! In spite both of her numerous felonies and her sporting that bob (one of the most girlboss hairstyles) she fell just short of greatness in this one.

Tied for #5 - Emrakul, The Promised End

Rounding out our list we have Emrakul. We hope she's having fun up there in the moon, and we hope she knows we're ready for her to join us whenever she wants.

Link to final round masterpost.

[isjasz]

[🌸🪄⛰️]

This time with everyone :D

[virtualgirladv]

What modern and legacy decks do you run?

Im a huge fan of storm in both formats, though "oops, all spells" may be my favorite legacy deck.

Heya fellow storm fan!

O.A.S has changed a little bit since I last saw it but damn is it still looking hot.

Modern:

I have access to og fish(back in the big bad twin days), classic boros burn, and Tron(fuck Tron). I've been mainly jamming Tron on the rare times I go to local flights cause who doesn't love t3 Tron fuckery

Legacy:

Okay, have to be real with you here. I moved out from the major city centre so haven't been able to play legacy in a couple years, hell most of my legacy staples are in my commander decks (much to everyone's dismay, nothing like going t1 mox diamond, soul ring, mana vault ,lions eye, dual land, etc etc OTK)

So my decks are a little out of date. Got retro (maybe 2017ish era) burn, fish, UB tezzeret control, and epic storm. The latter two were my mains due to sheer degeneracy of them 🤤