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I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???
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Justin’s (at the time) 2-year-old daughter decides to fight the moon
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just passed by my college security guard watching Naruto on his phone
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Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT
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watch the whole thing, i’m begging you
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Thank you for showing us it’s okay to be yourself. Even if you are just a kid, or a goofball, or a wing nut, or a Knucklehead McSpazatron.
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i’ve started letting my shibe sleep in my bed at night, and she always starts off snuggled under the blanket, then partway through the night she gets too hot and sticks her little snout out to get some fresh air. it is so cute it hurts my heart. dogs are so good. so good.
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“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.” - The 1st Amendment, United States’ Bill of Rights (December 15, 1791)



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whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
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If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.
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Where've you been m8? Miss you & shit
Busy with work, college, and life! - I’m trying to come back, I swear @u@
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