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imagine. you’re in a london gay club. you run into these two people who are clearly together and seem a bit awkward and start chatting. you’ve never seen them before and they seem open to a threesome. you hit it off and finally ask if they’d be down. they look at each other and nod, then wordlessly produce a 20-page document labeled NON DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT. you ask why. they laugh and say just sign it. you do. these people must be important to warrant this. you have the threesome. the sex is mid. they don’t even notice when you leave

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what the hell sure

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the impulsive thoughts won

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"i dont know any children" phil ur an uncle

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puppy

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shh… let them sleep in just a little longer

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if there's a screen, ao3 will be seen

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so either phil lied about being the one to do this one twitter, forsaking a chance to make fun of dan, or he threw dan under the bus for something HE did and dan just let it slide.

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Dan and Phil + napping/cuddles

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some tiktok comments about dan and phil i've seen lately

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dan and phil’s tastes in men baffle me because based on their personalities you’d think dan would be into conventionally attractive men and phil would be into weird street magicians or court jesters doing yoyo tricks but no it’s dan who’s into anthropomorphic tigers and pharmaceutical logos and himself and phil’s the one lusting over muscly hunks posting thirst traps on tiktok

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the just call me phrobin hood followup is so cute. im so glad dnp are literally worse with the need to ph-ify everything than we are

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Dan calling something he and Phil were doing during a live show erotic. 2013 vs 2025.

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"are we roomies with nicholas? he's The One" -dan howell, shortly after repeatedly emphasising that dalien is gonna live his best polyamorous life at university

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why am i being enrolled in uni rn

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I wonder what people who work with dnp for the first time think about them, because imagine you have these two introverted lovely smiley and nice people chatting with you and preparing - and suddently they swich on their entertainer energy and become ungovernable chaos