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Yes warframe is about the power of love, but it's also fundamentaly about how the upper class are a bunch of assholes

Which is why like 85% of all problems in warframe inevitably end up being the Orokins fault

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Trying to explain Warframe to new people is impossible without sounding absolutely insane. It's like, if a game had an identity crisis...but in a good way. An identity buffet, if you will. There's so much in this game it's sensory overload.

You like space dogfights? Rogue-lites? Fishing, mining, player housing? How about Guitar Hero, space shanties, and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater? Let's not forget the dating sim. Oh yeah, you can add a birthing QTE rhythm minigame too, because why not. I'm waiting for the inevitable sex update, cause y'know, we've gotten this far without imploding, so it might as well happen. Like what the fuck even is this game anymore. Nobody knows! Not even the devs themselves. It's all held together by dreams, duct tape and vibes at this point, but somehow it works.

Hop on Warframe, we have:

Bionicle meets Neon Genesis Evangelion

12 yr olds turning the geneva conventions into a checklist

your trans robot mom who has DID

old man yaoi

a traumatized group of bisexuals fighting the Y2K bug

an autistic child and his fidget spinner solos god

a fish voiced by Astarion

workers' union committing terrorism against capitalists

incel who tries to destroy the sun because he fumbled a bad bitch (she took the kids)

a boyband that you have to slay for weapons

and an eldritch entity beyond human comprehension that can only be defeated by the power of love

And if you think all that sounds unhinged out of context, don't worry, It's just as unhinged with context.

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#3 for the kissing drawing meme? :D

kiss on the forehead 😘

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where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses

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oh ok

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Appreciation post for all the beginner artists who work hard despite the AI ​​looming over us. You are fabulous. You are precious. Keep up the hard work, you are needed.

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Sadeas in Words of Radiance hears about Kaladin surviving a second highstorm outside and starts thinking about that one time Dalinar (as a like mid 20 year old) walked outside during a high storm (before riddens) because he couldn't find his favorite knife and then stopped an assassination attempt by stabbing the would be assassin with his own knife, then proceeded to eat food with that knife that still had the assassin's blood on it and all this was during a diplomatic meeting. and Sadeas has a "oh Almighty there's two of them" moment. Oh well at least this one is less bloodthirsty, isn't an alcoholic, and is possibly smarter. wait that's worse.

Someone somewhere proposed a "what if people in WoR thought Kaladin was Dalinar's illegitimate son" and I'm thinking about Sadeas and Ialai debating whether or not to start/ help along/ squelch that idea. That rumor could further discredit Dalinar (he had an affair. with a darkeyed woman. during a war.), possibly cause issues with the Kholin line of succession, insinuate the only reason Kaladin has a job is nepotism or blackmailing Dalinar, or possibly cause a rift between Adolin and Dalinar. But it could also give this weird 20 year old more credit and social standing. and lower class folks already see him as some kind of miracle so that's not great. Dalinar's calling the captain of the guard "son" in front of other highprinces and generals and they both have a certain vibe and bluntness and both have been outside during highstorms (very different contexts though). The two decide to wait and see before they further rumors themselves or fake any records, and then the weeping happens and they hear that all the Kholins but Elhokar are going on a trip to kill the parashendi -assumed death sentence- and realize the captain of the guard stayed behind as he's injured and they realize that if they had confirmed the rumor then there could be some issues if/when every other kholin ends up dead while trying to kill all the parashendi. Ialai and Sadeas silently agree that they're glad they barely pushed the rumors - just enough that some folks kept talking about it but not enough to make them credible, basically a 'no comment' or a 'hmm well a lot of things did happen at war.' and then Urithriu is found and oh hey there aren't line of succession issues here. "Cause line of succession issues/ strife" goes back on their metaphorical conspiracy planning chalk board and then Sadeas dies and Ialai has to erase the chalkboard quickly.

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The Ring of Brass Endures

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Abolish Tesla.

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Stormlight 5.5 novella in Nightblood's pov of Wat but it's only the chat between the honorblades with the most bat shit lore reveals in the most abstract and no time sense order of events

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*The squad is having dinner together*

Sole: Danse, can you pass the salt?

Danse: *Throws Hancock across the table*

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His name is Tamatoa :)

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kitten

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in light of the recent surge in chatgpt-written posts i have instead set my sights on another form of generative technology: the humble 8-ball. check this out