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Pspspspsps slides you the Ao3 collection like a responsible person

Sentinel: Where did the miners go?

Darkwing: ....

Sentinel: Darkwing, is it? Where did Orion Pax and D-16 go?

Darkwing: I threw them in the mines

Sentinel:

Darkwing: Sub level 50 of the mines

Sentinel, who's mentally rewriting his plan: You threw them in sub level 50 of the mines

Darkwing, under the heavy scrutiny of a "prime": 🫣

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Hey look everyone, it’s Intern Jay’s continuation of the previous art shared. How quaint, how completely normal and not at all off theme to the supposed crack RP.

Yucky overtarn /pos

If you hug your conjunx from behind he’s gonna elbow you in the mouth and make you bleed, but it’s okay because then they can be freaks about it.

It’s more Megachurch RP shenanigans!!! 😱🔥

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Overtarn jumpscare from RP shenanigans. ✨

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uh, hi

i rewatched tf one and made this, sorry ??? (im not)

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ORDER IN THE COURT!!

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take a look if you're ready ... but be warned

- intern #0 | wirli :p

please can I have the sentinel prime tf one playlist

BUT OF COURSE

knock yourself out LMFAO, it's uh. Very Whiplash-y, if you have suggestions, just lmk 🫡

shoutout to @wirlibirb @friedfriedchicken and @thenamesblurrito for this absolute chaos, all three have helped curate this madness

take another no context picmix for your troubles

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AHEM. APPARENTLY I HAVE TO DO MY JOB SO. would you like to hear about the megachurch? i swear it's good and not a big scheme to embezzle money. uhm i mean

there you go i'm running now byeeeee come visit us at lore drop coffee shop

- intern #0 | wirli

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I SWALLOWED SHAMPOO

shit what do i put here

i'm @calfrxca, but i think sentinel knows me as intern #3? I don't know, he hasn't given us our numbers yet. I'm here to make funny GIFs as propaganda, i mean advertisements so people come to the megachurch and ignore all the shady dealings of the megachurch

I'm the intern that has to deal with keeping track of the family tree and who's related to who, even though the family themselves don't know what's going on half the time

I draw gay people, I mean uh, im the officially licensed artist who's incharge of taking family photos during family gatherings, I think?

anyways, welcome to the megachurch, we have a a coffee shop on the fourth floor, come say hi, I'll also be there

- intern cal

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i am ... uhhhhhhhh definitely doing my job

i'm @wirlibirb. hopefully. if my memory is correct. honestly, it might not be, but that doesn't sound like my problem! i'm here to pick up the lost marbles and whatnot. i think.

i am notorious for my horrible blt joke and golden toilet fic. look, boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. i'll write crackfic about him on company time. hey, did you know that he hit airachnid with a lifted tacoma? i. who said that. don't tell him i said that

anyway, welcome to the megachurch!! i hope you also struggle to follow along with the family tree web. hats off to you if you can even figure out whatever's going on with prowl's side of the family.

following intern jay with a gif to end it off! have fun!

forever suffering and sleeping three to a bunk,

intern wirli

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Where the fuck am I

Hi I’m @jaylestial, and I’m not paid to be here. I stay to feed the guy in the alley with claw hands. He’s like, a bird. But not. (I like birds).

I AM FAMOUS FOR uuuUUUH.

…

Uh…

Fanfiction!! Yeah! Look, people totally like my fic (Steady as we Burn) about TF:One Starscream! With important quotes from readers like:

and WHO can forget:

Haha, good times!

I also posted this one gif of Starscream... and y'all be SIMPING over it

/me too

...

Well, since I got sucked into this place -like B-127 into that one tornado- I guess I should make the best of it... and cause beautiful chaos for you all

objectifying sentinel prime

damn who said that???

Anyway, I'm here to help push this horrible agenda and I'm so, so sorry... /no im not

Yours truly and horrifically,

Intern Jay