separatist-apologist
separatist-apologist
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separatist-apologist 11 minutes ago
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get yourself a friend like @wilde-knight, who encourages your delusions that you can restart your elucien week fic the wednesday before the event at 10pm
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separatist-apologist 3 hours ago
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Two stunning winners 鉁笍
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separatist-apologist 10 hours ago
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@velidewrites
They鈥檙e soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together
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separatist-apologist 1 day ago
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separatist-apologist 1 day ago
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Breaking News: Local woman read four pages from book on her TBR before moving onto another activity. Is she a hero? You decide.
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separatist-apologist 1 day ago
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actually we should start headcanoning female characters as being terrible with children
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separatist-apologist 1 day ago
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oh HELL yeah
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Every year we highlight our wonderful writers who absolutely deserve the spotlight- but what about our wonderful artists who keep us well fed!
Today, we're celebrating @works-of-heart / vaella.arts )
All Eluciens recognize @works-of-heart dreamy, sunlit style and for good reason! Their pieces are the definition of romantic and capture such specific moments with such vivacity you feel like you're looking at a photograph! Check out some of our favorites below!
Waltz of the Midnight Sun (ongoing comic)
Passionate Sun Soaked Kiss
Spring Is Coming
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separatist-apologist 2 days ago
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i hope this email kills us both instantly
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separatist-apologist 2 days ago
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going forward i will only consume problematic media
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separatist-apologist 2 days ago
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iris by goo goo dolls really is insane though. I'd give up forever to touch you? you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be? all I can breathe is your life? and I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think they'd understand? when everything's meant to be broken I just want you to know who I am? does anyone hear me.
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separatist-apologist 2 days ago
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Speak Now is so crazy because "it seems I was uninvited by your lovely bride to be" is meant to highlight how AWFUL the bride is, all the while the protagonist is trying to convince the groom to run away with her.
I love you Taylor, but GIRL
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separatist-apologist 2 days ago
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NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.
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separatist-apologist 2 days ago
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Oh hell yes
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Every year we highlight our wonderful writers who absolutely deserve the spotlight- but what about our wonderful artists who keep us well fed!
Today, we're celebrating @luciensdefenseattorney / cedakotes (@cedakotes )
With their stunningly unique style and gorgeous, elucien themed pieces, we couldn't be more delighted that they're our first artist! Check out some of their work- and their commission info below!
Elucien Gardening Chibis
Peak Masculinity
Elucien Human Marriage Ceremony
Luciendefenseattorney Commission Form
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separatist-apologist 2 days ago
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free him he did some of that but his haters are annoying
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separatist-apologist 2 days ago
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Having haters doesn't make you special. Everyone's got haters. You forget to use your blinker in traffic just once, and the driver behind you is like "fuck that driver, I bet they never use the fucking blinkers ever, fucking dipshit", that's a hater. You're halfway to being born and your older sibling realises they're going to have to share all their shit, that's a hater. And if you don't have haters before you were born, you'll be in the hospital crying your first breath and someone else hears you in the hallway and thinks "oh fuck there's a fucking baby somewhere here." One minute old, did one thing, and already got one hater.
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separatist-apologist 2 days ago
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It was during the covid lockdown so he was supposed to stay indoors, I think that may have been what did the trick.
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separatist-apologist 2 days ago
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my favorite client days are when they just want to vent. yess queen tell me EVERYTHING
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