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Don't Tap The Glass, Fucken' Wrap A Shirt Around Yo Fist N Fucken Smash It Nigga
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Hey Born Again Christian Bitch, When U Finna Relapse On Coke
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Imagine you’re Ethel Cain and your whole stage persona was based on being a dollar store version of Lana Del Rey, and then she publicly admits to hating you. Would be my thirteenth reason personally
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I know Azaelia Banks is somewhere rubbing her feet together like a cricket
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ROBERT WUN Couture Fall/Winter 2026 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
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The concept of Lana Del Rey and Ethel Cain fighting over instagram
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IF everyone on earth quit their job right now we would change the world and if everyone always drove the same speed and stopped at the same time there would never be traffic jams and if everyone planted a berry on earth there would be lota berries
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Lana Del Rey and Ethel Cain are beefing this is Kendrick vs Drake for annoying and chronically online people
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the Mitskigate files are leaked and it turns out I was right. Mitski is a #Toucher. She was having Mitski parties in her dorm room at SUNY that made Diddy parties look like bingo night at the VFW. You don't want to know how many pallets of baby oil she went through recording Bury Me at Makeout Creek. You wouldn't believe what her father was doing in the 1980s: he wore live babies as slippers while serving coffee and tea to the Contras, and that was unredacted in the files! The infamous "Mitski black book" included names such as: Tune-Yards, all of the Animal Collective guys ("guys", but that's a whole can of worms I don't have time for right now) except for Deakin, Soccer Mommy and Snail Mail (they've both been executed by a secret military tribunal for adrenochrome possession and replaced with clones btw), and the largest Boygenius (Phoebe Bridgers is a whitehat #Toucher from whom most of this intel was gathered) (the little one has been returned to her family of mole people beneath the Denver Airport). You all thought I was crazy when I pointed this out. None of you wanted to Believe Women. I'll take all of your apologies in my anonymous askbox, and if you really want to show contrition you can contribute to my GoFundMe where I'm raising funds to correct the intersex surgical mutilation they did on me when I was a baby by removing my foreskin.
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