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people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

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A fantasy story of a hero on an epic quest to recover a memory that they have lost - the wizard who wiped it out told them that returning the memory is not within their power. The protagonist specifically asked to have the memory removed, and if they want it back, they must quest to the house of another wizard on the opposite side of the realm, who is capable of such things.

Once the protagonist finally completes this quest, and regains the memory, they see that it was a huge mistake. This memory is horrifying, awful, it brings no fulfillment nor solace and offers no answer or explanation that they wouldn't have already had. It is not worth having, not worth remembering. They ask the wizard to take it back, undo the spell they just did. The wizard that returned the memory says that they cannot do that any more than they could unpour water. To have it wiped off, the protagonist must journey back to the first wizard.

It is heavily implied that this isn't the first time this has happened. As a matter of fact it's been happening for quite a while now. The two wizards keep sending this poor motherfucker back and forth across the realm just to annoy each other.

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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

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my career advice isn't "do what you love" it's "do what will give you the most money without making you want to kill yourself"

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A giant lava bubble, over a hundred feet across, explodes violently, extruding ribbons of volcanic glass in the air at the ocean entry in Kalapana, USA

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Your legally married spouse is the one person in the world that you get to choose, who doesn't have to witness against you in court. So if you're thinking of marrying someone, consider these two questions:

Do I trust that this person would 100% help me hide a body, no questions asked?

Do I trust this person enough that if they asked for my help to hide a body, I wouldn't hesitate?

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Every ‘Shinsou gets adopted by aizawa and present mic’ fic where they have him be a fanboy of them both a pro hero’s makes me non stop think abt how this kid is living the equivalent of those 2013 kidnapped by one direction fic’s

Man’s is living out a 13yo’s wattpad fantasy

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Probably used Lipton, too, didn't you Ted? Sadist

The Continuing Tea Adventures of Ted 1

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Trent (CANONICALLY) in the third episode in the Indian restaurant: i gotta gay. GO. i gotta go

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Jamie: Hey Coach, are you wearing your running bottoms…and your hoodie?

Isaac: Coach are you going for a run?

Ted: *nods*

Trent: Have fun!

Keeley: Oh my god what is wrong with Ted, Trent?

Rebecca: Yeah, what happened, are you guys okay?

Trent: Ted is going for a run. If anything we should be asking what is right with Ted

Sam: He only goes running if he’s upset

Colin: And he’s wearing his sad hoodie

Zoreaux: and by the looks of it, it’s been washed

Dani: which is bone chilling

Trent: He’s fine, everything’s okay

Beard: I JUST PASSED TED ON THE STREET! RUNNING! ON PURPOSE! OH MY GOD

Trent: Maybe I was wrong

Beard: TED! ARE YOU OKAY?! I SEE YOU!! AND I LOVE YOU

Trent: In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way

Roy: That’s fair

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Trent: I love you all very deeply for even remembering my birthday, but why has every member of this team gotten me a brightly coloured keychain or lanyard as a gift ?

Jan Maas: you may have a habit of forgetting your keys and locking yourself out of things

Trent: no I don’t

Sam: your car, two weeks ago

Jamie: your office, last week

Isaac: you left your house keys here last night, bruv

Dani: wait, did you sleep outside? Trent Crimm, you should have called one of us ! you could have stayed with me and my two girlfriends !

Ted, walking in late: hey, Trent you left your office key at mine…why is everyone staring at me like I just birthed a cow

Colin: i got you a welsh flag iPhone case

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i really should have work on other projects but here i am doodling them

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Ted’s POV

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→ ted and trent smiling at each other

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my point is that ted should have seen him in manbun, that’s all!!

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