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they don't tell you this but balatro is actually run by a tiny clown that calculates all the math for you. when you get naninf that isn't him failing to calculate it, he just gives up because you've given him a headache from all the numbers :(
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i made this and i dont know why i made this

original video!!!!
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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
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So, fun fact about the skinned FurReal pony - I got the ID wrong, but only because Smores and Butterscotch's necks are semi-fixed in position, and I didn't think to google if the image I had of Butterscotch was mirrored.
The skinned horse IS Butterscotch, not Smores, but all of that's besides the point.
The reason I'm making this post is that y'all need to know that they skinned Butterscotch to turn her into a flamethrower

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The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity.
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If you anoy me your spirit is sick. You have evil secreted within ygou.
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one time i tried to watch this german youtube's minecraft playthrough to get acquainted with spoken german and i couldn't understand a single word except 15 minutes into the video he said "sexual pornography" clear as day
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the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago
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you can INCREASE your PLAYTIME by being a BAD GAMER
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