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which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.

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did you know that if you dont vibe with all the black t shirts dan and phil keep selling you can make your own

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softball was so much better why is he throwing

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hey thanks for clarifying that you were answering that card for each other. yeah thank you for making it abundantly clear that you're implying that "bending over and spreading wide" is a way that phil specifically spends his time and not just a card u picked to be funny. and also thanks for doubling down on the fact that it's about phil whilst trying and failing to come up with innocent alternatives for what the card could be referring to. yeah no that was all really cool thanks guys

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We're insane

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i know you've got people to turn to 🌈 (clairo, slow dance) happy 6 years of basically i'm gay 💌

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phil tweet

11/6/25

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Happy pride first and foremost to lesbian fujoshis

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actual photo of their secret gaming setup 🖥️

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Sometimes I remind myself that both Dan and Phil will get more mature and leave YouTube. They won’t be attending SiTC or Playlist Live anymore. Their jobs are as radio show hosts. They’ll find a girl who they think is best for them and get married, move into separate houses, have a family and be happy. I just hope they’ll think of YouTube and who they were, AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire before they take their last breath.

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find friends to share your hobbies! even if they're freaky...

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THEYRE REALLY CUTE IS THE THING ;(

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nothing is funny.

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skipped ahead to watch the song and wow phil is so bad at dancing i love him

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after touring the world healing trauma and corrupting minds - the official film of our new stage show is now on youtube free to CONSUME Dan and Phil present: TERRIBLE INFLUENCE https://youtu.be/KBkVHHGVOUk 💙

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Bryony posted these on her insta story!!! shoutout to an icon 🙂‍↕️