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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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merlin has more strength than me bc if I heard uther pendragon bitch and moan about how magic only brings harm after I just saved his sons life for the ten billionth time that year with my magic and almost died yet again, I fear id accidentally turn him into a log

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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

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my spouse and i disagree

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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

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and i think that's beautiful

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‘you put that cig out, you can hold her’

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I don’t think people realize what keeping the internet running and producing most tech they use entails like. Physically, labor-wise, energy-wise.

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"all you need is love" wrong. scallions as well

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Don’t worry, white male low info voter from Illinois, you will not be dying in WW3. You’ll actually be dying right now when i shoot you execution style for making violence in the middle east about yourself.

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I dont really fuck with american pop culture and its discourses anymore but Beyonce celebrating ethnic cleansing with her tour shirt is tooooo on the nose

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I've had this idea stuck in my head all day

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I'm walking around my flat half naked and went to peek out the curtains to see if I could see the sunrise, noticed a taxi parking outside at 4am and moved to stop myself opening them properly and somehow ended up just sticking a single boob out the curtains at them. Hi neighbour.

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It's Never Sunny in the Shadowlands pt.2 - Tav edition

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