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The way I almost jumped while listening and immediately thought of this.

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Literally nobody gets it but he was so goddamn smart about it too. Even his crew was a little ticked when Riza went on "leave" and he just immediately stopped his paperwork to call "Elizabeth"!

Usually it's almost always the FEMALE characters who are given the role of covertly gather intel under the guise of being promiscuous so I love to see manslut roy mustang over here and his super intricate network of hostess besties, and his phone call w "Elizabeth" that basically served as a way for him to communicate w his team.

Like he convinced all the higher ups that he was just a dumb whore so they didn't view him as a threat and then BAM. Proceeds to launch a coup de tat.

Honestly arakawa cooked w him like ok ma'am.

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See, it would. Sorry, he would!

Whoa check out this full unreleased extra from the Fullmetal alchemist manga guys-

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oh boy wonder who this is referencing.

Being such good friends with ur dnd players is like owning a terrarium and watching all the bugs run around and interact. Especially fun when u throw another bug into the mix that’s ACTUALLY a hyperrealistic camera that YOU control! They either invite it in or Destroy it and wait (not so) patiently for the next one

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Look at my colonel dwag, I'm going to jail :(

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I just logged back in and I'm mortified to find people still checking out my profile. Yes, I wrote some stuff! But rereading it... It's ass.... The embarrassment is sniping me from fifteen stories up.

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I love them so much they're very special to me in the way that I wish them the best of warm campfires and cool New Hanover nights

his little foot tap >

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Oh man, I love Grifter’s Bone! You should really take a listen, their stuff is ethereal. :)

Found a cool lookin CD at the thrift store. Never heard of the band, but Grifters Bone is a cool name so why not? Anyone know this one?

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I'm listening. Seeing. Beholding, even. Speak!!

Totally not going to start another fic but briefly entertaining the idea of Jonah taking Tim’s eyes/body (not mutually exclusive)

Depends on my mood-

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I love you <3

Mwah

Aw, that's really sweet. Don't pay any attention to the prickling feeling in your lips. We love you too.

we love you . so much . feel . the itch in you . and listen . deeply . we understand . we know . we love you . follow the song . follow . we will care for you . feel the itch . all over.

SSUBMmIT YOURSELF to us ! We weill love you. MOre than naything . Ever. We have mooore than enoughh l🪲ve to Go around!!

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Too real. Do you think Amherst got offended when Treves sort of went 'yuck...' about the flies around him

every time i see a bug i get really uncomfortable (normal) but then i feel really bad for it because i love john amherst and i don't want to hurt his feelings by hating bugs :(

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Stop being mean to him he's totally a frail chiwawa

john amherst is like one of those little white dogs with crusty eyes

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YOU GET IT!! Absolutely NO ONE talks about my man Amherst like... Man came back. From the dead. A BILLION TIMES!! And he drops the hardest fucking line ever?? MEOW!

"but you see, doctor, i am such a restless man"

is such a good fucking line, i can't stop thinking about it, john amherst is so underrated

like. he's very injured, on the floor of the hospital, looking sick n dying,, and yet grinning as he says that crazy shit

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Frederick Treves is rolling in his grave rn (that is HIS man!!)

is it just me or is the statement in 157 kinda homoerotic? why are you, as a man, penetrating another man, tying him up, then burying him in cement?

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Stop shitting on my guy Amherst. He was amazing!

I think the zest that time travel fics are missing for me is elaborate side quests that allow the archive staff to absolutely DECK the avatars/ppl who had even a minor hand in their tragic backstories.

What I'm saying is Melanie should be allowed to go back in time and kill John Amherst

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@ask-john-amherst How is the concrete. (From a nosy avatar of the Beholding)

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small collection of ink drawings of John from the past several months