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I NEED TO TAKE IT LIKE A TAKER RIGHT FUCKING NOW .

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Can't stop chuckling at this.

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i have very conflicting emotions about not having a period like on one hand probably infertile bc intersex but also ohhhh soooo non human of me ohhhh yummy yummy non human identity affirming mmmmmmm i have ascended past biological designations

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i’m not spending 30 dollars on this korean makeup spatula when thin butter knife do trick. feel like i’m coating a piece of bread with butter but instead of butter it’s foundation and instead of bread it’s. my face :3

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(flirting) be honest, do I scare you a little?

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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your future lovers will have to know me to know you and i derive a sadistic joy from this.

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i love being a fat bitch i think it makes me hotter :3

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Switching between these every day

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sorry for not being here much recently ! <3 I had an attempt and then my brother and best friend got super duper married and then i had to work rlly hard to not lose my job. i’ve been a weird sort of limbo for a few months now but i think im okay now :3

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i want that evil twink dead i am crying in the mall bathroom bc the sounds of an ARCADE triggered me.

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you’re right mitski. i do miss riding horses and i do miss running fast.

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sorry i was drunk

i’m too fucked for a lesbian to love mf

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those gay or straight videos make me so sad bc neither men nor lesbians get the super hyper femme pink cutesy girlies are gay but I KNOW. EVERYTIME. my sweet pink angels i see your gay ass AND your autism diagnosis trust

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ID SLIT MY OWN THROAT JUST TO SEE IF YOUD MOURN ME!!!

I WANT YOUR THINGS IN MY ROOM I MISS YOU ALL OF THE TIME

I STALK MYSELF ON THE INTERNET JUST TO SEE WHAT YOULL FIND

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SEX WITH MY GIRKFRIEND IS AWESOME AND HEALS MY SOUL