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caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

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blood test came back i'm full of blood

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just jerked off. was nobody going to tell me about that last part with the goop? you guys are freaks for real

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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

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its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical

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i’m reeling over this ad to where i can’t even think of anything funny to say about it

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i hate it when i refer to a woman as a cowboy and then someone corrects me "erm actually shes a cowgirl!!" no she's not. cowboy is all genders you cannot separate the power of yeehaw

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Bone mandalas! I talked to the creator and he said he finds them and his friends who have farms let him collect there. I asked if he wanted credit or a link when I posted the pictures I was taking, and he said something like "just say they were made by some crazy old hermit in Granite, Wyoming."

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France becomes the first western state to formally call for a ceasefire. Keep up the calls and protests.

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hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself

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puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

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50-60 people abandoning their cars on the bay bridge during morning rush hour, throwing their keys into the fucking bay, holding a die-in, chaining themselves together… coolest motherfuckers in san francisco

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i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

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again. bodily autonomy, fundamental bodily autonomy HAS to have room for people doing things with their own bodies that you do not and will not approve of. if it doesnt, it is not bodily autonomy

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Its important to me that everyone is aware of r/whatismycookiecutter