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Sorry for the low quality of the camera making the lines blurry but I found an old sketchbook and decided to pick up a pencil for the first time in over a decade to make this little friend

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I had a dream recently...

That I was out playing pokemon go, and people all over the world had started seeing this new pokemon popping up. Like out of nowhere this little thing started appearing occasionally. No word from Nyantic or The Pokemon Company about when or why they had released it. The pokemon was called “sleepytired” and it looked like this.

And you couldn’t catch it, the ball would just go straight through it. People were data mining and shit trying to figure out how to catch this thing but they couldn’t. Eventually they would just have to give up and leave the encounter.  After a few weeks of people reporting sightings of it, and no word from Nyantic, some creepy shit started happening…

What started happening was, if you entered an encounter with a “sleepytired” with the AR on it would manifest in the real world. But it wouldn’t do anything. It would just float there, watching. 

So people being curious started doing this whenever they could, and these things would just manifest and stay there. Obviously this was causing problems because these things would just be floating menacingly in local parks and in the local McDonald. And they couldn’t be moved, because anyone who tried to move them or touch them would be struck by sudden, intense, chronic fatigue that seemingly had no cure. 

The last part of the dream I remember was watching a news broadcast telling people that pokemon go was now illegal, and to avoid touching or disturbing the creepy little things that are now just about everywhere.

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Y'all my mom is a freaking genius, y'all know how Green Giant Veggies has those commercials where the mascot says "hohoho, Green Giant"? The Green Giant has the same laugh as Santa Claus, eating veggies is one way to get on the nice list, what easier way to check that than looking at the sales? There's also no way Mrs.Claus would only let her husband work only one day a year either, and you know he'd have to actually buy the name brand stuff to avoid legal actions from corporations that'll attack you for taking your device somewhere outside the brand for repairs

So what she's saying is Santa has a side gig selling veggies

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God is a dungeon master and I am some kid's shitty joke of a first character

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Do what you must, but you cannot revirgin the olive oil

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Yay

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I find that my opinion towards characters of wealthy backgrounds can be directly linked to how well they would get by if cut off of their previous financial or social support (such as through dimensional or time travel) like if you sent Batman back in time to the dawn of civilization, he'd be teaching early humanity about metal working and steam power earning himself status as a "blessed inventor" or something similar but if you sent Charles Xavier back in time a hundred years or sent him to a different timeline where his family didn't exist he'd just be viewed as another disabled white guy by anyone who didn't know he's a telepath and the moment his wheelchair malfunctioned he'd be SOL! Something similar also applies to villains, send Lex Luthor to a different timeline where Lexcorp does not exist and he'd still be able to get himself into a beneficial position in some form of engineering (this makes him a complex threat) but put Kingpin in a post scarcity future and suddenly he's just an old man with a temper (which is exactly why it's so satisfying to see him get the stuffing beat out of him)

I don't know where I was going with this

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I never finished this game when I was first playing years ago and I've been chipping away at it again recently. 10000 out of 10 game for letting you pet the dog!!!! 🥹💕

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I'm sorry, I have many thoughts about DP vs wolvie but this right here is some of the gayest shit I've ever seen. and that saying something, considering...

like I'm sorry, you're going to just lean into his gun with that desperate, tragic, longing look in your eyes? with that fucked up smile and the breath with the lean? and then he sticks the bottle down his throat without breaking eye contact.

I've seen porn less homosexual and Hallmark movies with less romance. i love it

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tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

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Deadpool and Wolverine is a fanfic in the movie form that feels as much like a fever dream as a rom-com. The content creator only gave it an R rating as an umbrella term which includes all of the following ao3 tags:

Canon-Typical Violence, Blood and Gore, Canon Divergence, Multiverse, Meet Ugly, Enemies to Friends, Age Difference, Bickering, Undeniable Sexual Tension, Mutual Pining

Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Survivor Guilt

Pain Play, Car Sex, BDSM, Rough Sex, Size Kink, Porn with Feelings, Aggressive Sex, Orgasm Denial, Edging, Power Play, Cock Tease, No Refractory Period

Semi-Public Sex

Accidental Striptease

Friends to Lovers, Fluff and Cuddling, Domestic Banter, Falling in Love, Getting together, Idiots in Love, Old Married Couple in Spirit, Additional Tags to be Added...

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shout out to ryan reynolds for giving us the gayest film of the year tbh. i know your disney overlords told you they couldn't french or fuck on screen, but you did your best and your best was great <3

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Having "The Greatest Show" in a Deadpool movie is pure craziness and I love it

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Literally the best relationship development in any movie

I love the dramatic, triumphant reveal that wolverine and deadpool survived the time ripper, mainly because i'm 1000% sure wade heard paradox monologuing™️ and was like "nonono hold on we have to wait for the Right Moment" and logan, who is 7 different kinds of exhausted at this point, was like "....yeah ok lol"

which leads to 2 grown ass men hiding behind a corner just waiting to ruin this british man's afternoon? logan really went from “i'll kill u with my teeth” to “yea sure i'll commit to your stupid bit” in like 2 days, honestly what a lad

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Precious

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Love y'all

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!

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