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Welcome to my food blog I made up just now: Adventure Cooking!

Howdy In Stars and Time fans and foodies alike! Hailing from Cuban cuisine, the delicacy I made for today's post has a recipie that can be found in the ISAT manual, and is Siffrin's favorite snack: Malanga Fritters!

They were nice and crunchy, and well spiced! I decided to add a bit of aji amarillo pepper paste I had on hand to the second batch (as per Siffrin's reccommendation, hehe :3c), and it was divinely spicy and juicy! I also made a half aji past half kewpie mayo dipping sauce to go with!

10/10 Recipie, would loop again!

The recipie and further unfiltered, wacky rambling about my experience cooking this can be found below the cut!

Now, malanga is a tricky thing to obtain where I live, so I had to resort to finding some at my nearby international market! Unfortumately I didn't take any pictures of the malanga itself, but it was very much like working with a potato if that potato had textured bands on the outside, had little brown-purple bits on the inside, and had slightly.. dusty??? flesh (idk how to describe it, but a small amount of pulpy white liquid was released when it was cut). Makes enough sense since they're both starchy roots.

Also I couldn't figure out fully what kind of pumpkin a Giraumon is (and, frankly, it sounds kinda like a digimon) so I decided to use a pumpkin that I also found at the international market! Buuut I don't remember what it was called...

Looks like this though:

I ended up using a bit more pumpkin compared to malanga, but it worked out really well! The malanga gives it a nice crunch after frying, and the pumpkin gave it a nice sweetness! I suggest using sweet squash like this or butternut squash for this recipie!

Oh also also I omitted the green onion and thyme cause honestly the green onion's gonna pull no weight (also I didn't wanna buy any LOL) and thyme doesn't taste like much to me :P

Call me a chaotic cook! I don't care! I'll take it as a compliment >:3

Thank you for reading this far btw! I plan to post the next Adventure Cuisine in about a week, so follow me if you don't wanna miss it!

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*makes another silly little poster*

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Oo speaking of stationary...y'all wanna hear the actual best ADHD hack I've ever figured out??

You know these things?

Big fuck off pad of paper that's like the size of a small TV? They're usually intended for teachers and offices and such, but you can buy one for relatively cheap and then hang it up on your wall in a place where it's hard to ignore, and then write all your important shit on it. I used to use mine for writing down doctor's appointments and my shifts at work and my budget and things I needed to buy, whatever I needed to remember, and it was a life-saver.

It's also massive so it's harder for your brain to blend it into the background, you don't have to worry about something getting erased like you would with a dry erase board, and tbh it's just really fun to write on them. And you can put little doodles in or get some fun marker colors or stickers to cross things off, you don't have to find new sheets of paper and juggle pins like you would with a cork board, it makes remembering things fun instead of stressful, I genuinely cannot recommend it enough, this thing was the only reason I managed to survive despite having unmedicated and undiagnosed ADHD. I'm planning on buying another when my fiancé and I move and I'm going to put it in the living room by the door so we both can use it and remind each other of things.

They are a little pricey sometimes but the pages are big enough I rarely needed more than one a month, so imo they are so very worth the price tag. If you try it I hope it helps, they really were the only reason I got shit done when I was using it and I miss having one so bad. 100/10 cannot reccomend enough.

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Hello! I'm Sereph, a novice artist looking to make commissions

All of my commission info can be found here:

https://serephs-chaos-studio.carrd.co

If you like my art, feel free to contact me so I can draw something for you!

Thankssss!

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[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]

“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”

“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”

[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”

End scene

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So JKR is anti asexual now to

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Ahhcyhhdfy

This is why I try not to think about it too hard

I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

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do not joke about the advertisements, do not engage with the advertisements in witty fashions, do not, fucking, mention the contents of the advertisements. as soon as an advertisement enters your mind, you kill it, dont care how cute it is, take it out back and shoot it. install adblock, ublock, mute the volume, look away, turn off the monitor, cover your ears, paint over it. evolve your mind, your modality, your instincts, to disregard the stimuli of advertisements before you can even process it. whatever it takes, you do not let them win. and thats an order.

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collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

if you have even a dollar to spare, please consider donating to Alaikum's family.

they're a large family at only 10% of their goal to evacuate, and could use any help you can give!!

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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

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this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me

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Can I just ssy Hau my beloved

Nobody has suffered at the hands of pokemon fans more than nice rivals in 3d games. Seriously nobody gave a shit about nice rivals until XY the worst I've heard is that helping Wally catch his ralts takes too long and May/Brendan's starter never fully evolves. They were both nice. Barry, lucas/dawn, Bianca, cheren, N, and Hugh were all nice. Silver and Blue were literally the only really actually mean rivals until Gladion. What about Shauna made people start frothing at the mouth. Everybody needs to apologize to Trace right now he wasn't even a replacement for Blue like Blue was in that game doing his own damn thing. And the audacity of some people to beg for mean rivals back and then treat Carmine the way they do. The nostalgia poisoning in the pokemon fandom is making people hallucinate.