skye / japhet // 29 y/o white bi it/he NONBINARY!!!!! tme transmasc ๐ ฮฮ thingy. astarionwife. plural, also // i make and reblog a lot of sexual posts (not straight up pornography tho). umm be wary of that i guess. // don't follow me if you're under 18. and don't call me an "enby", ever // check out my #eggposting tag // icon by @vvitchhazl
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dude those animals are so fucking funny they make me wanna merge without looking
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I know! We can use both sharp and blunt objects to try hurting eachother in different ways
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I know! We can use both sharp and blunt objects to try hurting eachother in different ways
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I know! We can use both sharp and blunt objects to try hurting eachother in different ways
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this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i donโt know. sheโs a bug
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i think about this every time i drive to work
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my breaking bad headcanon is that one time pre-series hank was like. Haha i don't know about this 'global warming' thing, seems pretty damn cold out to me! and walt through gritted teeth was like. Well actually hank if you look at the science involved you'd see that scientists agree that temperatures have been rising steadily over the past century to an unprecedented degree that is clearly the result of human interference. and hank was like. Well if you say so haha what do i know we got mr. chemistry over here! and walt was like. It's not me who's saying it hank the science speaks for itself which you would know if you read the reports involved. and marie was like. Well now hold on i think hank has a point i mean who exactly are these scientists to talk scientists get things wrong all the time. and skyler was like. And what qualifies you to talk about climate change marie. and marie was like. Well nothing i just think we should be open to different ideas you shouldn't be so narrow-minded skyler. and skyler was like. Thank you so much marie i'll try to keep that in mind you're just full of useful advice aren't you. and hank was like Woah woah calm down ladies it was just an innocent question. and walt was like Climate change denial is not innocent hank it is actively killing the very planet we're living on. and marie was like. Well we just have a different opinion. and walt was like. It's not an opinion it's a matter of scientific fact. and hank was like Hey man it's okay I believe you this stuff's above my paygrade anyway. and marie was like. Hank you shouldn't just give in you should be allowed to express your opinion. and walt was like. Well as i said it's not really a matter of opinion. and marie was like. No walt i think it is a matter of opinion actually. and skyler was like. Well marie my opinion is that you should shut the fuck up. and then they didn't talk to each other for a month
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*extremely drunk screaming at the rest of the dinner table* Minun is nothin withoug plusle
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anyway re: that previous reblog the idea that jacking off once a day to unwind after work is an addiction is so upsetting. like we're for real for real just calling anything that helps people feel even a little bit good an addiction now. my morning yoga practice is an addiction by this metric. we're living in a time where people are alarmingly distrustful of even very small pleasures.
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a silly unnamed enemy from a game i've been working on with friends
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