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POV: I've written (1) coherent fic in the past 8 years and it's ongoing and it's also genshin content nobody asked for >:) https://archiveofourown.org/works/34927924

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if i had ADHD i would simply stop being hyperactive and inattentive

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Just some ADHD moods:

i have never done anything in my life and im not starting now

everyone hates me because of this One Thing I Said/Did

WHY AM I NOT DOING ANYTHING

i am playing my favorite game in the world and im still FUcking BORED

EXXXXCCCCCIIIIIIITTTTEEEEEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is all im talking about for the next ten hours whether you like it or not

this is all im THINKING about for the next ten hours whether i like it or not

Why Don’t I Have Anything To Chew On

I LIKE MAKING NOISE!!!!

if anyone says anything im going to kill them

time to shake

i heard or made a weird sound and now it is echoing through my head please make it stop

i have done………. nothing all day i wish for death

I WANNA DO SOMETHING STUPID

if i dont do this now im never going to do it *spends 30 hours hyperfocused on it*

if i dont do this now im never going to do it *doesnt do it*

its been 16 hours and i havent eaten and im not hungry

its been 3 minutes since i ate and i want SO MCUH MORE

all i want is CAFFEINE

*gets a drink* *doesnt drink it*

this sensation is bad and i will wash my hands until it goes away

if i didnt have adhd, i would be too powerful

if i didnt have adhd, maybe i would be able to do this

why did i SAY THAT i want to SHOVE MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH NOW

im never speaking again

DONT!! YELL!! AT!! ME!!! I’LL DIE!!!!!

i dont like this person because 6 years ago they said my hyperfixation was dumb

WHY!! DO I!! CARE!! SO!! MUCH!!

why am i crying

why am i NOT crying

sorry im really happy and excited and i know you’re sad but im very happy and i have forgotten how to be sympathetic

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they’re shutting down yahoo answers in a month….future generations will never know how is babby formed…..they will never plumb the depths of digital knowledge asking “does spider have pusspuss?”……they will never know if they can name their band radiohead 2……..this is the modern burning of the library of alexandria. all those answers lost forever……RIP 

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Sex doesn’t make us whole.

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL ASEXUALITY DAY!

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on childhood friendship: (1) / (2) / (3, 4) night in the woods (2017) / (5) / (6) / (7)  p.s. i still love you, jenny han

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Why are we like this

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Don’t mind me wearing this outfit all summer. Mind y’a business if you see it two days in a row.

Also fuck anyone who’s says you can’t put on a little weight and still look amazing.

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Whoever started this grind culture deserves to be kicked in the pussy I hate you and I hate working hard fuck you

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A terf posted this calling it "gaslighting" and "terrible" but I thought it was sweet so I'm reposting it from them.

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compilation

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“My boy Spatula bunking down for a snowy night” 

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