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Bucky: *nudges redwing out of his way*

Sam: did you just HIT redwing? You smacked redwing like a volleyball? Damn! Jail. Jail for a hundred years. Do not pass go do not collect two hundred dollars.

Bucky: *looks directly into the camera*

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Bucky: today is my 111th birthday.

Bucky: I know less than half you half as much as I would like, and I like less than half of you half as well as well as you deserve.

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Falcon and Winter Soldier Holiday Special

Sam: you sure were in Wakanda a long time. What, missed your goats?

Bucky, gruffly, over a bowl of cereal: arm upgrade

Sam: what, so it shoots knives now?

Bucky, without looking up from his cereal: *presses hidden button on his arm*

Bucky's Metal Arm: *lights up with red and green LEDs that blink, sparkle, and flash in time as Holly Jolly Christmas plays at an absurd volume*

Sam: *horrified staring*

Bucky: :D

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Kitten!Nonnie sent:

“ I am Now a confirmed couch potato :-) “

check out that INT/WIS stat tho!

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hey I’m a broke college student with lotsa loans and I’m trying to keep the bills paid, so please review this new and improved commissions post !

Fandoms, Alphabetically:

-Back to the Future -Criminal Minds -Danny Phantom     -Detroit: Become Human -Disney -Doctor Who -The Greatest Showman (2017) -Hamilton -Harry Potter, including Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them -The Hobbit -How to Train Your Dragon -Jurassic Park and Sequels -Kingsman: The Secret Service -Lord of the Rings Trilogy -FOX’s Lucifer  

-Marvel, excluding X-Men -BBC’s Merlin -BBC’s The Musketeers -Newsies: the Musical and Newsies (1992) -Psych (TV) -Scorpion -Sherlock -Stranger Things -Star Trek (2000s) -Star Wars: New and Original Trilogies -Supernatural -Teen Wolf (TV) -TURN: Washington’s Spies -The Umbrella Academy -The Walking Dead

Pace

Your requests, if oneshots shorter than 4,000 words, will be completed within a week. If over 4,000 words, then I request two and a half weeks to complete it.

Details

At this point, I’m very flexible about what I’m willing to write. Please approach me if you have any questions!

You can find examples of my writing on this blog, as well as through some fanfiction I’ve written — the latest of which is on my ao3 account.

Rates

$3 for every 1,000 words, and if you would like a oneshot over 4,000 words expedited, that’s an additional $1 per day you’d like it sooner.

Pay

I use paypal and venmo, you can find paypal here! I’ll ask for payment after the commission is completed, with proof of words.

Thanks so much for reading and sharing ! Hope to write for you soon !!

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Shuri: All this stress isn't good for the baby

T'Challa: What baby??

Bucky, currently bottle-feeding a baby goat: *points*

Shuri, simultaneously: White Wolf of course.

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i don’t like to think about the Bucky situation Endgame but i just realized when Steve went back in time...dude’s now got like 10 years or so on the friend who used to be a year older than him. and then...another actual 70 on OG Bucky.

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ngl i’d die for Ned

that whole thing about “and then he gives you a gold coin. I don’t know how jobs work. (”that’s exactly how jobs work”) oh! *laugh*”

ADORABLE

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what if everything post-CW was actually a Mysterio farce *slow zoom*

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@kitten anon: no guarantee on the quality but i’ll see what i can do regarding the fanfic ;)

could you maybe re-send the last pic you sent me? i’ve tried many times to see it but it just won’t show up for some reason D:

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( watching Spider-Man: Homecoming, now that we have an uncursed dvd player courtesy of the Grandfather )

me: there's a cat on mister stark's shirt :3

mom: :)

mom: did you just say 'mister stark'

me:

me: :|

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exoticdeviance replied to your post “AU where Nat, Scott, and Peter have to go undercover for some kind of...”

Can their last name be Bugg because I know a family with that last name and it’s totally realistic.

Y E S

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AU where Nat, Scott, and Peter have to go undercover for some kind of mission and the cover is that Nat and Scott are Peter’s parents and that’s it that’s the whole premise there’s no romance or ship or anything it’s just And Dad and Spider Mom with Spider Son and bug puns everywhere

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them calling it the ‘blip’ was a personal attack

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Luis from Ant-Man is my patronus

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space bun bucky commission for racquetball38 on twitter!

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anyway KAREN would never have allowed That to happen