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it was international jazz day and all you guys listened to was a single album??

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*beastie boys voice* inflates you making you big and

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i have seen barely anyone talk about the parallels in these conversations. its so fucking neat and we need to discuss this more

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everyone asking who the Knight is and forget to ask how the knight is

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i took a nap and had the most beautiful dream that nepeta and tenna were friends

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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

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how we feeling intermissionists

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"our prince turned out fine" the heir to your throne is literally obeying the crystal rn

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modern gamers are so fucking toxic i was just playing fetch and she like. gestured like she was gonna throw the ball yeah? but she faked it out! she didn't actually throw the ball! what the fuck! if this is the direction the fetch meta is going i'm switching to tug o war or maybe even run in circles i am done with this community.

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Metroid by Teke

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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If you have a friend that wants to vent to you but doesn't want solutions but you are a solutions-oriented person, may I suggest Silly Solutions (TM)? For instance, whenever my friend complains about the people at her job being dumb, I remind her that if only one of us had studied engineering, we could create a giant hippo robot with laser eyes to destroy them. It fulfills my need to offer a solution, doesn't violate her boundary of not wanting to problem solve, AND it cheers us both up!

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i'll spend two hours researching different species of trees in order to create a geographically accurate continent for the fantasy adventure im creating with my friends, and i'll spend an hour and thirty minutes learning undertale/deltarune osts on my keyboard, yet i'm unable to spend fifteen minutes a day practicing violin which i have an audition for on wednesday and is absolutely necessary

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*Valley Girl voice*: I must, like, not fear. Fear is literally the mind-killer. Like it’s basically the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will totally face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and? When it’s gone? I’m gonna like turn the inner eye to see its path! Where the fear has gone there will be literally nothing. Only I will remain.

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some of the things that are recommened for vaginoplasty are so funny like. there's a four week period where i'm "encouraged to sensually explore the area" but "not allowed to climax" like okay doctor-mandated edging. if you say so lmao