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a picture that’s worth a thousand words

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Avoid the trolls looking to divide the left wing.

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fav. mcelroy overviews

american truck simulator: justin backseat drives. griffin has far, far too much power. high mortality rate.

catlateral damage: genuinely a hostage situation.

home improvisation: griffin tries his hand at furniture building, ends up with a future career in modern art. 

probably archery: definitely archery. a war between brothers. 

 i expect you to die: griffin sets a lot of things on fire. justin is very tired.

spooky’s house of jump scares: griffin is very, very brave.

five nights at freddy’s 3: mostly just griffin screaming. solo run.

 five nights at freddy’s 2: griffin refuses to read the rules, justin tries not to sound scared. disaster. 

1001 spikes/titan souls: justin is a monster [literally]. 

plants vs. zombies: griffin spends most of his time pretending not to like the game as much as he does. justin simply doesn’t understand. 

neverending nightmares: actually a really poignant review of a very beautiful and very strange game. [tw: mental illness]

girls club: justin tries to cheat his way into a perfect date. griffin is deeply offended by the whole concept. 

car mechanic simulator: griffin tries to crush himself underneath a car. justin pretends to know a lot more about cars than he actually does. 

goatz: griffin becomes a goat, immediately loses all semblance of a moral code.

octodad: griffin flops around with mixed results. a dangerous bet is placed.

tabletop simulator: griffin creates a board game with indiscernible rules. also, steve buscemi is there.

playlist here

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When I saw these I said “are you fucking KIDDING me” out loud I want them so bad

Holographic Lisa Frank Major Arcana Tarot Cards 💜💙💚💛🧡❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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the whole internet every time a popular online personality gets busted for being a dick:

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Alright tumblr gays, it’s time for some discourse

Your keysmashing is only valid if it includes letters from the following highlighted region:

Examples: asjglgjjggskaldhkakakdhh

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The above examples are valid

Examples of invalid and strange looking keysmashes:

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You see, key smashes from outside the highlighted region are strange looking because they look like they could be valid words from a foreign language(welsh or Swedish) or they simply lack the size and shape variations of the highlighted region and thus cannot properly convey the E•mo•tion behind a key smash

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A great rebuttal to “anime is weird”

anime trope episodes: the beach episode, the festival episode, the episode where someone doesn’t know how to cook western cartoon trope episodes: the episode where someone has several copies of themselves made, the episode where inanimate objects come to life, the episode that is a homage to a movie from the 1950s, the episode where someone is shrunk down to microscopic levels and placed inside the body of another person

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another fun night of quiplash

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My partner told me his skincare routine is “when I notice my face is greasy I scrub it with a washcloth.” Don’t know weather to be horrified or jealous. His skin is flawless so maybe there’s something to it

Straight dudes be like oh I’m supposed to wash my face? And change my shower curtain? And sweep my floor? And go to therapy? And not eat exclusively off plasticware in my own home? And wipe off my stovetop? And have seperate hand soap and body soap? Like shut the hell up and learn how to be a functional human without a girl teaching you everything I’m tired

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Keanu Reeves appreciation post ♥️

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my masculinity and femininity cooperating instead of fighting against each other

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An actual conversation between my partner and I

Me: check out my ugly, garishly pink slippers

Him: um, actually those slippers are red

Me: they’re definitely hot pink. The box even said pink

Him: I insist that they’re red

Me: *getting frustrated* are you colorblind??

Him: well yeah, but those slippers are red

Me: 😑

This happened months ago and I still lose it every time I think about it

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men who try to shame women for liking calming games like animal crossing or minecraft or whatever are so pitiful. like maybe if u planted some virtual flowers to some calming music for a few hours u wouldnt be such a lil bitch

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“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

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I just said “I am Moana from Motunui, you killed my father, prepare to die” and it actually took me a few seconds to realize that’s not right