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I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

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I keep seeing people making fun of using growled, hissed, roared, snarled etc in writing and it’s like.

have you never heard someone speak with the gravel in their voice when they get angry? Because that’s what a growl is.

Have you never heard someone sharply whisper something through the thin space of their teeth? Or when your mother sharply told you to stop it in public as a kid when you were acting up/being too loud? Because that’s what a hiss is.

Have you never heard a man get so blackout angry that their voice BOOMS through the house? Because that’s what a roar is.

Have you never seen someone bare their teeth while talking to accentuate their frustration or anger while speaking with a vicious tone? Because that’s what snarling is.

It’s not meant to be a literal animal noise. For the love of god, not every description is literal. I get some people are genuinely confused, but also some of these people are genuinely unimaginative as fuck.

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I've been looking forward to Junicorn for half a year and i can't even participate properly as i'm busy with other art + art fight preparations 😩

But i sure can drop these 4 quick weirdos as my contribution to it...

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kate elizabeth russell, my dark vanessa.

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For two of us

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looking at pictures of characters on my phone at night feels like this sometimes

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succession + random glimpses into the roy's childhoods

bonus:

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Yes I like fictional characters a very normal amount. Don’t look at my blog.

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i didn’t understand the black eyed peas when i was a child but as an adult they’re a very fascinating group to me. the way will i am talks about partying and the club is like he’s relaying information he received from secondary sources

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so does anyone know or understand

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3D Pinball for Windows – Space Cadet (1995) devs. Microsoft and Cinematronics, LLC

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Happy pride sleepy dykes

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Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored

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from Vladimir Nabokov’s Letters to Véra.

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Les chats feront des chiens

Les ronces feront des grenades

Et moi, je ferai la guerre.

first line of the caption is a play on the french phrase “les chiens ne font pas des chats”, “dogs do not make ( = give birth to) cats”, which is the french version of the idiom “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”. here negated and the animals switched around because. well. smiles.

second line means “brambles will/shall make pomegranates/grenades” (homonyms in french)

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So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight