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Judge: So it says here you are here for, uh, seven counts of murder. What say you in your defense?
Defendant: I’m baby.
Judge: [whisperering to jury] Can he say that? [turns back to defendant] Not guilty. You’re free to go!
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Rest easy, Peepee. Thanks for the laughs, sweet cat pics, and for being a perfect little creacher this world did not deserve. 💛
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My therapist said “I have to show you something on my phone!”
It was this:
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She came into her room to find her cat sitting like a human watching the TV
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