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1/3 horny bois

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He’s got my vote

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me: hey, make sure to give me your characters backstory so i can include it in the campaign, don’t worry about sending too much or making it too detailed the more you send me the more I can work in about their past

my players: 

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“I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.”

-Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut

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its freezing and the heater is broken so im gonna run the most challenging-to-render thing i own (minecraft) and make my pc so hot itll warm the room up

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just remember that had voldemort picked neville to kill instead of harry and nevile was the boy who lived/the chosen one if neville had that lightening bolt scar severus snape would still be a death eater

it’s not like he thought being a death eater was wrong — it wasn’t until something directly affected him did he reconsider and idk about you but that is not my definition of “bravery” in the slightest

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here’s my question……………if an animal was extremely endangered, like borderline almost extinct…..could beast boy……y’know…..

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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

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hmmm

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I really try to challenge Canadian stereotypes at every opportunity but today I was walking down Young St. in Toronto and a firetruck honked very loudly and I clutched my chest and said “MY WORD” and as it drove past, a fireman leaned out of the window and apologized to me  so I just don’t know

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I feel the need to force everyone to see this.

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This is my favorite fucking review for baby driver kcshlkfd

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I plugged 3 consoles into one A/V port for maximum gaming.

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You: Jaden Smith Big Toblerone

Me, an intellectual:

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chocolate classic tabby

© Tiina Makkonen 

Daisy (FI*Crimsonette’s Lazy Spinner) breed: Oriental Longhair breeder and owner: Tiina Makkonen fincrimsonettes.blogspot.nl

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“slurpee” just sounds like australian slang for a blowjob