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The Voice in the Night

(Part 1)

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Saint George sketchbook doodle with digital color

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one day i'll translate this one but so far i've been too lazy

bluesky | ko-fi

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Would you care to keep him company and scratch behind his ear?

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Mood

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Information

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askbox is closed until further notice. i'm getting a pretty much daily influx of requests for fundraisers, mostly anon but some logged-in, and i'm sick of reporting 3-12 messages as spambots every day.

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Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

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im afraid im cooked fellas

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ich mag den begriff "wortschatz". das ist mein berg an wörtern und ich sitz da drauf wie so ein drache

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I was recently in a pub, talking to a friend about their collapsed game of Dungeons & Dragons. I was somewhat frustrated by their tale of woe – perhaps the most common tale of woe. I imagined all these decades of people wasting time, just waiting for that one player to be free on Friday.

I decided to solve their problem by writing a patch for the 2024 edition of the D&D Players handbook.

There's a PDF to download in the link

Print it out and slide it in after Page 8.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gamzee Makara & Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam, Gamzee Makara & Karkat Vantas & Jade Harley Characters: Gamzee Makara, Karkat Vantas, Jade Harley, Dave Strider, John Egbert, Kanaya Maryam, Rose Lalonde Additional Tags: Xenolinguistics, Xenobiology, Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, culture clash, Alternate Universe - No Sburb/Sgrub Sessions, Alternate Universe - Feferi Took Over, Nonsexual Discussion of Genitals, Pale Exhibitionism, Pale Swinging, I just live my life in such a way I regularly come up with wild new pale tags lmao, Pale Porn (Homestuck), Specifically in-universe. Diegetic pale porn. But also loosely on a meta level, Literally Just An Excuse For Egregious Xenofication Of Trolls, What if the bug aliens were bugs. and aliens. what then!!!! Series: Part 3 of Aliens Sure Are Weird

Summary:

“So,” Jade says, marching on ahead with her list like a determined little artilleripper, tapping at her papers.  “The…Dark Carnival.”  She sounds it out every part one after the other,  ‘fatal-funny cullpit of the messiahs’, like how a corpse dismembered and all laid out turns into pieces instead of a whole troll.

“Dark Carnival,” you say, putting the corpse back together to show her, fast and fluid how it’s supposed to flow.

“Dark Carnival,” Jade repeats after you, choking just a little on the shift of chirr into click.  “Okay!  Say me what does that mean?” – A diplomatic voyage of xenosociological discovery and awkward flirting takes place in Karkat’s shitty living room, heavily backdropped by only the finest of cross-species anatomy textbooks, shitty Alternian cocktails, and schlocky Alternian romance movies.

Surprise!!!!!!  More incredibly self-indulgent xeno troll linguistics and worldbuilding nonsense be upon ye!!!  Feat. quadrant talk, comparison of intoxicating beverages, a brief diversion for clowns, mutual academic fascination with alien anatomy textbooks, Rose and Kanaya peacocking relentlessly at each other in the background and also Karkat’s chunky little toe-beans.

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I sent you omens and all kinds of signs please respond

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is anybody gonna pet the gentle freak…….the gentle freak is gonna grow sad and anxious if nobody pets it……is nobody gonna pet the freak……nobody?…..nobody pet the gentle freak?…..

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Mouth on bulge through the fabric. You agree. Reblog

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New OCs. I am not normal about the size difference. Being very self indulgent in designing these two boys. Now all I'll have to do is figure out their names Q_Q