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Coming from beyond the sea once again! Hope this bottle didn't hit anyone on the way down.

After my squid reunion, I noticed a ship cruising up above. Latched on to it. Got some questions on why everyone else in the cold below seemed a little wary of it, but I didn't mind.

Got the map, must say, strange landmasses... but it's helped! Thanks for the gift, I owe you two... if I can somehow find you.

I now sit upon the shores of what I assume to be Sarasaland. From the sand inward, I can assume deserts are all I will be seeing here-onwards. No horse with no name, but it'll be good to get out of the rain.

An old man once said that in the desert, you can't remember your name, because "there ain't no one there to bring you no pain". Now, if he's right, hard to say. But, I do remember one thing, and that's my name. So,

Greetings from Sarasaland!

@xirunafer-the-worldshaper

(P.S., if I threw the wrong way, which knowing where I am going into is entirely likely, can you ensure it reaches the hands of those who I yet only know as Red and Green? Appreciate it!)

Greetings from the mushroom kingdom! If I am to assume correctly, you must be talking about me and my brother! You seem like a fairly decent person, and a friend of ours is in sarasaland, so if you’re looking for directions I’m sure princess daisy would be more than willing to help you out! Bye bye!

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For Luigi: “No shame in having plushies with you! I’m in my 30s and sleep with different cuddlies all the time, they’re good for my anxiety.”

Heh, thank you for making me feel a little better about that…

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For the Mario Brothers (Peach is welcome to chime in if she likes): “Hey, I know the Toads aren’t always as nice to Luigi as they should be. What do you guys think about it? How do you handle it?”

I really wish they would treat my brother with more respect…

I have no idea where they got such… abrasiveness. It hurts to see.

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A heart shaped box of chocolates is sent through. It's addressed to Mario, with a little note on the side that reads, "you were always the cuter brother to me <3"

Much appreciated.

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Mario do you personally believe you could beat Sonic in tennis, and if not, which Sonic character could you beat?

Sonic, eh? Well, I’m sure I could beat him if he played fairly and without using his super speed as he doesn’t seem to be the type to broaden his repertoire in sports that much, but I’m afraid I’m not too sure about how good his friends would fair as I know less about them.

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A single red rose with a tag on it indicating that it's addressed to Luigi is sent through 🌹

Wow! A rose for me? I wonder who sent it…

Looks like you’re more popular with the girls than you thought, eh bro?

Mario! You know I’m loyal to daisy…

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You say to ask you anything so I'm going to ask you anything.

You still sleep with your teddy bears at night or another plushie? 😁 You look like the type of boys that would.

While it is nice to have them around, I’ve grown out of it. Luigi, on the other hand…

M-Mario, please don’t embarrass me like that…

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a sign with the word 'bo' poorly written on it appears on the ground

they couldn't even spell 'boo'

(I bet Kyle's life savings that Luigi will still get scared)

*insert a bunch of cartoon sfx as Luigi gets scared and falls into a pile of random junk.*

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Breaking News good big event The Shroobs is an Creepy Evil like Toad Purple Mushroom Alien come back because them most alive pass at Rosalina's Galaxy wish new Invasion Future in Mushroom Kingdom for The Super Mario Bros Movie 2 announcement April 2026 here Japan by Shigeru Miyamoto

Jesus Christ man get some grammar

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Luigi did your brother take the courage to ask peach out yet?

What? They’ve been in a relationship for years now…

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Luigi, how does it feel like to pet Polterpup?

Hmm… a strangely pleasing mix of fluffy and gooey.

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I know a good way to get coins, the best part is

ITS LEGIT

Hmm? What could you be talking about?

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Are you two envious of each other?

I guess you could say I’m a little jealous of my bro’s height, haha!

I just wish I was always as confident as Mario is…

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With the sudden appearance of monstrous robots roaming the mushroom kingdom and attacking anyone in sight right after the earthquake struck, everything will go into peril if this keeps up. Meanwhile, Link had just arrived at the kingdom to investigate the strange phenomena there and heard that the princess had gotten a strange power that allowed her to create stuff as well.

Please discuss with mod beforehand if you plan on doing something big along with what this is referencing

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*on a piece of old paper*

Hello,we want to come take a visit to your big castle. Hope you bring lot people.we are hungery su be ready.

-Sincerely

T̶h̶e̶ ̶Z̶o̶m̶b̶i̶e̶s̶

The mushroms

Sure! We’ll make sure to prepare a big feast!

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you will be boiled.

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To the mario brothers: is there any copycats of you two that isnt wario and waluigi? (Im talking about fan characters)

Canon only.