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* I am always using the elastic waist of my pajama bottoms to keep my phone on me. It’s not perfect, but it works.
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"can you explain this gap in your resume" Oh yeah sorry i got sent to the 1300s and i had to fight evil skeletons
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invented a game called “I throw dice at the cat”
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well he certainly nailed that
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Mosaic uncovered in Antakya, Türkiye- Roman empire circa 300
Hatay Archeology Museum, Türkiye. Photography by Can Okkali
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alfred gave them the sheets
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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
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Meanwhile, back in the kotor pit,
(I keep thinking about Ionswitch’s comment on this post)
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the floof goof
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wish we had more internal organ emojis
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reminder that digital libraries aren’t owned, also why pirating digital content is a necessity
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