sevenpersona

[sevenpersona]

I dance, I'm pretty, can drive, and can spell and do math :)))

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

[sevenpersona]

💋❤️Being BTS’s Secret Admirer❤️💋

Genre: Fluff, non idol au, high school au

A/N: This was originally supposed to be a Valentine’s post🫣😞

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Jin: You leave him small goodie bags filled with Laffy Taffy’s and Super Mario gummies. There’s never a name attached to the bags, but he can always tell it’s from the same person; a light blue silk bag decorated with pastel stars. The top is perfectly wrapped with a thin purple ribbon.

| Jin hasn’t received anything from you for a week. He’s become accustomed to the daily rush to his locker to grab his little gifts; so, going without them feels torturous.

Did you stop liking him?

Have you moved on to someone else?

Did you die?

He ponders woefully as he slugs to his locker. Slowly opening it, he expects nothing but is pleasantly surprised. He sees your signature bag and a note attached.

It took me forever to find this. I hope you like it! It reminds me of you.

It’s a liquid keychain in the shape of a star. Little star flakes surround the dark blue water making it look like a small galaxy; in the middle stands a smiling astronaut grinning back at him. |

Yoongi: you leave him a small Tupperware of cut/peeled fruit; green apples, oranges, pears, and pineapples fill the containers to the brim. The top of them always has a little note of encouragement to keep him going.

| Yoongi languidly paced to his locker. He had stayed up all night studying for midterms while producing his newest demo; he looked like a dead man walking.

“Yo! Yoongi!”

“Hi, Hobi.” He lifelessly sighed as he turned the combination of his decaying lock pad.

“Rough night?”

He nodded as he opened his eyes to his locker. Inside, he found a small can of cold coffee sweating lightly, as though it had been freshly placed there. Next to it lay the usual small Chococat Tupperware filled with cut apples and peeled grapes, with a note on top.

“For you. I added the drink because I thought you needed the extra kick…”

He lightly smiled as he looked at it. He’s always surprised by how lovely you are.|

Hobi: You give him a mishmash of things: small plushies, enamel pins, and bag charms of things that remind you of him. Once you even gave him a bag of crystals and rocks you had tumbled. He can’t help but feel spoiled with all the love that you give him.

|Hoseok is always in a rush to his locker. His Snoopy keychain is chaotically thrown back and forth; hitting his Charlie Brown and Hello Kitty enamel pins as he runs past the current. He was ecstatic to see what you left him today. He finally reaches it; he can’t wait to experience your daily love again.

He looks inside to find a small silver rose necklace with a row of 7s hanging off the thin chain. He then picks up a less refined green and white beaded bracelet with bubble letters reading “Lucky boy.”

He widely smiles and giggles excitedly as he puts on his new accessories. He checks himself out in the small daisy-shaped mirror in his locker; his reflection is ruddy.

“Cute!”

He hopes he can meet you soon. |

Namjoon: You give him 2nd hand books filled with love letters and poems. The pages have a mellow yellow color that he finds comforting. You dog tag and write notes on the ones that remind him of you.

| Namjoon feels flustered when he’s at his locker. He was used to being admired, but not so intimately. He walks with his head down with a shy smile on his face. He thinks of the last poem

You gave him. “I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride” It makes him exposed; he doesn’t mind it. He opens his locker; what he finds is unexpected. A small letter with a small red wax seal. It has small cracks from where the wax dried too quickly, making it look sloppy; still, he opens it softly. Inside is a small, artificially aged letter.

Dearest Moonchild,

Would you allow me to float as a small star in your vast galaxy?

If only so I could stand beside

And admire you.

He leans his head onto his locker. The handwriting is shaky and the paper has unintended tears. The ink is smudged in random spots. It’s average work at best, but it means the world to him.|

V: You give him simple crochet and needle felted gifts along with small, blunt notes. He was confused at first about your intentions, but now he keeps the crocheted items on his shelf and the stack of notes next to the wall of his desk.

| “Bro, will you stop?”

Tae crinkles his eyes and turns a blush pink as his smile becomes toothy.

Jungkook caught him looking at the sticky note you left him between their shared English class.

“I can’t help it.”

Jungkook rolls his eyes so hard that they strain. He always acts like this whenever you give him something. It was the same with the crocheted heart, the needle felted bunny, and the 2 small bear plushies holding hands that you hand stitched.

“Whipped.”

He sasses as he looks at Tae, who ventured into his rose-colored world.

He couldn’t help it; the note you had given him was so sweet.

“I like the way your lips curve.”

It was simple, but spoke miles to him. Most of your notes were simple:

“Your hair looks good.”

“I made you this.”

“It’s pretty.”

This was specific for you; it was almost poetic. He looks at the sticky note and smiles sweetly. He’ll keep this one on his desk instead.|

Jungkook: You leave him endless snacks. Banana milk, shrimp crackers, and peperos fill his locker galore. He knows they’re from the same person because you leave a miffy drawing on all his snacks.

| “I’m starving. Jungkook, can you share some of your snacks with me?” Jin groans.

“Fuck no.”

“Why not?” He demands.

“ Cause it’s mine and it’s special.” He goads.

“You’re an ass.” Jin sighs as he lays his head down on his desk.

Jungkook wasn’t lying when he said they were special; obviously, they’re nothing but convenience store snacks delicately stuffed into his locker. Still, knowing that someone spent enough time to give him gifts filled him with warmth. He quickly finishes the bag of chips and looks at the little rabbit drawing on the side of the bag; without fail, you leave that drawing on everything you give him. He traces it lightly with his fingers, pondering how you look. If you’re as sweet and cute as your gifts make you seem to be; you might be the complete opposite. You could be tough, even nasty, but Jungkook doesn’t think he’d mind either way. He just wants to see you.

“Jungkook, teacher’s on his way,” Jin whispers.

“Oh shit!”

He’ll meet you one day. |

Jimin: You leave him flowers from your mother’s flower shop and Sonny angels. He is confused on why you give them, but he uses the angels as good luck charms.

| Jimin is devastated.

The white and blue daisies you had given him on Monday had begun to wilt. He sulked to his mother with dewy eyes.

“Why don’t you try pressing them?” She said softly.

He grabs last year's math textbook and opens it to a random page. He leaves the book spread as he carefully clips the stems of his precious gift. He places them over the printed equations and begins to close the book. It feels wrong as he presses down the cover and sees the beginning crinkling between the pages; he’s ruining something beautiful, but he has to. He needs to preserve it. He never knows what can happen. He places a large textbook on it and leaves it overnight. He can’t look at it.

He wakes up early to look at the flowers. The petals flatten and come off in place; he can see the pollen dusting off, giving the obsolete textbook a muddy yellow look. Still, he smiles fondly at the flowers; it’s imperfect, but beautiful. He takes a picture of it and leaves it as his wallpaper. He looks at it during his breaks and it gives him butterflies.

The next day you give him dwarf sunflowers. |

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[sevenpersona]

bitches that don't like kpop are so boring nobody wants to listen to shawn mendes bitch put Mansae on

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What’s your fantasy?

[sevenpersona]

Great and golden Blåhaj

Please grant me permanent mental stability

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I was reading your post when you said deadpool would be a shawol and your totally right bc i feel like he’d in the middle of make out session and ring ding dong plays and ruins the mood LMFAOO

Fr I was listening to music on random and ring Ding dong started playing and I was like this is so deadpool core hehehe

[sevenpersona]

Deadpool x reader

Just a funny little silly self indulgent thought I had lmao

Deadpool is a Shawol and you can fight me on this

Can you imagine making out with Wade and you moan baby and he just is like waiitttt hold that thought grabs his phone and plays Ring Ding Dong by Shinee bc of course he would it's a banger song.

Alternatively he starts fucking you to Lucifer or Sherlock....

Alternatively, he does in fact not continue to make out with you but instead gives you an elaborate performance of said songs... and if you try to interrupt you get a shhhh baby girl let me fulfill my not so secret kpop idol dream.

Bonus points if you can accurately figure out which member he is trying to be and bonus bonus points if you get up and join him bc adhd brain kicks your ass and his at the same time heheh.

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You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days

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Whoever manages the BTS deep cuts playlist on Apple Music I hope your pillows are warm and you have an awful sleep bc how tf do you put Awake and then straight after you have Pied Piper?!??! If I wanted to cry my heart out and then shake ass I would but like fr the audacity to have a heart wrenching song about watching your members rise and fly without u, and then a song about scolding army for paying too much attention but not wanting us to stop and follow the sound of their music is insannneee 😭

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Deadpool's jokes about being "Marvel Jesus" are especially funny when you remember that no one thought Deadpool would be successful.

It was released at the worst possible fucking time for movies, in February, hence the joke about it being a "Valentine's Day movie" and was made with a really low budget for a superhero movie.

Hence all the jokes about being out of bullets, and not having enough money for cameos.

It was something of a sleeper hit...and now look at it.

Coming back, and saving the MCU at the MCU's lowest point...a true underdog story.

And also, you know.

Jesus Died. He came back three days later.

Connect the dots here.

Deadpool is actually Marvel Jesus.

It's a good joke in the film, and it's already looking like it's actually fucking true.

He's going to save the entire MCU, goddamnit.

The box office is going to be straight up nasty by the end of its run, and Disney sure will be glad they decided to let this r rated comedy join the ranks of the pristine and proper MCU.

See what happens when you take chances, Disney?

You little creatively bankrupt entertainment cucks?

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i wanted to join that twitter meme

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I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

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Jin x gn reader imagine

Warnings: none bit cheeky at the end tho

Jin and you are sitting down each playing on your Nintendo Switch when suddenly you have the bright idea to challenge him to Mario Kart

Jin obviously is Princess Peach and while you have a few favourites you eventually pick Yoshi

It starts off as light-hearted with oh look I'm gonna win and oops sorry I red shelled you but the longer you race the more competitive you both get

Swears and curses start being thrown around when you overtake one another or you deliberately start throwing shells at each other

Finally on the last race for the cup, you decide to make a wager with Jin... loser cooks dinner and has to dress up as a Mario kart character and post it on ig

It's always fun gaming with Jin, even if you have to hold your amusement in at his frustration but teasing him as you banana peel him just as he is about to overtake you, makes you cackle as you cross the finish line at 1st place

Taunting him after is the best part bc while you know he is a bit sulky after losing, he takes great joy in shutting you up

"Oof runner up 3rd time in a row has to-mmfp" Jin cuts you off with a quick kiss

When you go to kiss him this time he just shoots you a mischievous grin "sorry baby, I have to cook dinner remember?"

The next morning you see Jin dressed as Mario (moustache and all) taking his punishment with grace.

After Jin is finished he gives you an odd look, "think we can get a princess peach outfit for you?"

You laugh and respond "this isn't my punishment."

You end up in the princess peach costume for scandalous reasons

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Logan x reader (no specified gender)

headcanons idk wth to call them 🫠

Warnings: mentions of smut but nothing specific. Mention of wade one time

First time writing for Logan but I feel as though I have the gist of his character so enjoy!! There aren't any spoilers for deadpool wolverine.

You don't usually dress up but when you do just know that Logan is looking at you like he wants to devour you and he does with great pleasure

Looks at you like you hung the moon and when you can't sleep will tell you lighthearted stories from his past 🥹

Possessive and jealous..will not hesitate to make sure everyone knows you're his even if it includes pda and violence to get his point across...

Acts cocky when he knows you're jealous, but if he realises it isn't silly jealousy but a worry someone will take him away from you he will make sure to reassure you always

The smirk Logan gets when you check him out bc yeah he knows he's rugged and so fckn hot you want to lick his abs and pull his kitty hair ears until he moans

Takes a beating like a champ and would definitely be super attracted to you if you could beat some of the more powerful mutants in a fight or spar

After mission cuddles with Logan is a must, when he comes back he just wants to lay down with his world safe and secure in his arms

The way Logan is so so so gentle with you bc he knows that you aren't as durable as him or Wade and he needs to be careful he doesn't hug you too hard or spar too roughly with you

Logan is old and I mean triple digits old although he definitely doesn't look it, he struggles to feel worthy of your attention despite your protestations that if you didn't want him you wouldn't be with him

On that note, he would definitely be really skilled in certain areas and he's strong so manhandling you into certain positions would be no problem regardless of your size 👀

While he's putting those skills to use imagine you're moaning Logan and he's like actually my name is James but either way keep screaming my name

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