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Pizza Index strikes again.

Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.

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Belonging

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Have you ever seen a violinist going APESHIT?!

Be sure to check out IAmDSharp!

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Homem com H aka Latin Blood – The Ballad of Ney Matogrosso (2025 🇧🇷), directed by Esmir Filho, starring Jesuíta Barbosa

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muggle au where they all raise baby harry together and it's chaotic af.

they just got out of college. it all starts with a drunk one night stand. lily has to postpone grad school, james hates the degree he chose. sirius wants his own tattoo studio and is obliviously in love with remus, who's struggling with money and juggling three jobs. regulus shows up at sirius' door one night with nothing but a bag and a cry for help. peter is accidentally dating four people at once and has no idea how to fix it. dorcas is trying to open her own restaurant and marlene is pretending she's not a lesbian. mary's modeling career is sucking the life out of her.

they're confused and there are no established couples at first because everything is so messyyy (could be jily, jegulus, marylily, pandalily or even jeguily endgame u guys suit urselves).

they're all shitty young adults trying to pretend they're not hungover while bringing harry to a playdate in the park. big fights in the living room, stopped by the baby taking his first steps. monthly birthday cakes celebrated on the floor of an apartment that barely has furniture.

at least five of them showing up for harry's parent-teacher meeting at preschool. remus hyperventilating because harry cut his finger and it's covered in blood. sirius' hair becoming harry's favorite toy.

they're great with him. and they're so messed up with each other. they fuck things up so bad. and so many times. they're so lost.

please please please who's gonna write it

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They’re gay your honour

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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

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They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it

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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it