severedancer

[severedancer]

I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!

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[severedancer]

someone needs to give harmony cobel some head before her innies start getting pregnant bro

[severedancer]

also? nobody is harmony's soldier either.

you can play dolls in ur head but those people are not real. severing someone gives them full sentience up there, and you lose the license to treat them like dolls when they become human. mark and helly and gemma and every other severed worker in history is a person outside of cobel's head, so even if they get invited in, they're still created in their own images, not hers. shes playing with other ppl's characters, and she cannot control who she has not created.

[severedancer]

YEAH cobel created severance bc she was a child labourer who worked 10 hr/day in an ether mill manning the vats with other children in pisstown, nowhere.. but then she didnt get herself severed. the good news is hell is just a product of peoples’ morbid imagination. the bad news is that what people can imagine they can usually create.

[severedancer]

as far as im concerned, severance is the harmony cobel show

[severedancer]

Dylan’s a deadbeat, Mark’s dead, Helena’s insane, Burt’s evil, Milchick’s slipping, Irving’s fucked, we are COOKED but at least Devon is bisexual.

[severedancer]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I'm fucking her innie on company time

[severedancer]

[me telling the story of how I survived an ORTBO and lived for two calendar days in a snowy forest] it was crazy

[my friend who once got a text from me saying my apartment has a night gardener] was the night gardener there?

[severedancer]

SEVERANCE 2.05

[severedancer]

Milchick: I stopped the otc, hired and fired 5 people, commissioned a 3 minute long propaganda claymation, carried pineapple gift baskets on my motorcycle which was really hard to do-

The Board: Thanksss :) here you go :)

[severedancer]

an observation from r/severance

[severedancer]

god can you imagine being helly. kiss mark, find out you’re the daughter of the man responsible for imprisoning you and all your friends, start attempting to bring it all down when you get tackled onstage and suddenly you’re underwater, freezing and about to drown. come out being cradled by irving who is immediately killed in front of you. this is also the first time you have ever been outside btw. eventually you find out ur work bf has a wife and also had sex with your evil twin thinking it was you.. can we please get a wellness check on her

[severedancer]

helena eagan whose destiny from birth was to be the future serene and placid face of lumon, who never once wavered from that path, even getting severed to prove her commitment to kier's vision, watching her innie be imperfect, impulsive, unsure, freely and openly affectionate and then receive affection and concern in turn with no strings attached.......yeah baby i'd rewind that security footage too

[severedancer]

Severance, 2x04

[severedancer]

helena taking the chance to make fun of the stupid mythology she’s had to pretend to take seriously since birth……her catholic ass

[severedancer]

nothing is certain about severance except mr milchick having that shit ON

[severedancer]

I relied on romantic maladaptive daydreaming for survival as a child, and have been love sick ever since