severely-crack

[severely-crack]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

[severely-crack]

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

[severely-crack]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[severely-crack]

“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:

[severely-crack]

[severely-crack]

[severely-crack]

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

[severely-crack]

Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind

[severely-crack]

[severely-crack]

everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

[severely-crack]

you should get the orange soda, it’s amazing

[severely-crack]

Saw an old lady today that looked like an old lady and was dressed like an old lady except she was wearing big goth stomping boots like this

[severely-crack]

[severely-crack]

[severely-crack]

I love hijab Mohawks

[severely-crack]

[severely-crack]

If your fic is 1000 words long, you can’t tag it slow burn. It’s not slow burn. That is a matchstick. And this is my personal bias here but if those motherfuckers you’re writing experience significant forward momentum in their relationship in under 5k words, then that is just a regular old burn. Slow burn should be borderline intolerable and a mistake to start reading at 2 in the morning.