oh you think you're soooo fucking smart. with your fucking convoluted pretentious sentences
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Realizing now how insane I was about the last girl I had a crush on. The things I wanted to do to her would've conjured up a three headed demon and a 300 year curse on my bloodline
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We're making out and he starts grabbing my crotch through my ebay Tripp pants and I say "wait, hold on," and take out my phone. I unsubscribe from r/virgin.
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ok ignore how shitty this gif is i made it in two seconds but like oh my god are you guys seeing this. audibly went oh my god out loud in the theater
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a lone voice cries out in the darkness
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it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now
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If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.
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Looks around with huge watery eyes does anyone want to see what my insides look like
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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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