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Sex, Drugs & HearingAids
~:Random Quotes Between 2 Very Odd Couples:~
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Kyria begins singing.
Mea buries his head between his pillows.
Kyria stuffs her head between his pillows as well, "Bitch, you think you can run?!?"
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"For some reason I have Aids today!"
Bedroom Conversations Get Weird between Mea and Kyria
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Mea playing Surgeon Simulator giving the patient the antidote.
Mea: Bibbity Bobbity Boo, No Blood Squirty For You."
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Mea: I wish I could take my face off sometimes.
Kyria: Could I keep it to look at when you do?
Mea: You could wear my face if you wanted to.
Kyria: Sweet!
Mea: Then I could actually fuck myself.
Kyria: Goals
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Kyria:
"That lasted way longer than I was expecting."
Mea:
"Papa needed FUCK!"
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Niu's Brother the Prophet once said:
"Chromosomes are art, not science."
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Mea and Kyria talking about how psycho women can be on their period before Mea looks her dead in the eye and says with all seriousness:
"You're the nicest period I've ever seen."
Kyria, who's started laughing really hard at the statment.:
"Wait... what?"
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Kyria looks up at Mea and caresses his face while whispering:
"You're face..."
Mea looks down at her.
"Is a national teagedy."
Mea, surprised and acting hurt by the statement:
"Woah! What the hell? Okay, what kind of tragedy?"
Kyria, sheepishly:
"I was thinking 9/11."
Mea, rolls over not willing to look at her in a dramatic huff.:
"What the hell? Why would you say something like that?"
Kyria, apologetically responds:
"I thought you might be tired of me calling you gorgeous or me telling you how much I love you so I decided to spice things up a little."
They both start laughing.
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A very stoned Mea is on top of Kyria at this point, just laying there, trying to figure out how to function.
Mea:
"What's up?"
Kyria:
"Trying to get laid... But the guy I'm trying to fuck lost his dick."
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Kyria and Mea trying to figure out how they're going to fuck.
Kyria:
"How do you want me?"
Mea:
"Sunny side up."
Missionary, he means missionary. 😂
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Niu:
"I'm gonna go get some sleep before bed."
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Kyria's Little Sister:
"This reminds me of a Christmas Drink."
Kyria:
"Your mom is a Christmas Drink."
Mea:
"I'm a Christmas Drink."
Kyria's other little sister from the livingroom.:
"What is wrong with this group of people."
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Kyria:
"Describe your sex life in a video game title."
Mea:
"Just Cause."
Kyria:
"Oh my god."
Mea:
"I got one for a movie title too. 'Alone and Afraid'."
Kyria dies of laughter
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How to start a conversation...
In the way Niu's littler brother prefers to: "Yo Homieo, Yo Homieo, where art thou Homieo."
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Kyria:
"I don't eat ass."
Mea:
"We'll see."
Kyria:
"I'm definitely not gonna eat your ass."
Mea:
"I can be persuasive."
Kyria, busts put laughing:
"Are we seriously having this conversation?"
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Niu's little brother trying to be supportive towards Mea
"Waaaaoooooooow... You're a big boy... Good Job!"
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Niu's brother to his girlfriend, again
"Get all hairy in the butt hole, I don't care."
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