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Actually this video is from a guy that works at a bird rescue. I don't know anything about needing to destroy a cage in front of a bird but based off of the bird's speech and the fact that the guy destroying the cage says "These types of cages shouldn't even be in production" leads me to believe that the bird was owned by an abusive owner that constantly yelled at it and kept it in those terrible, "fashionable" birdcages for a lot of its life. This guy is his new owner and he's destroying it because this bird was kept in this tiny cage for its entire life. BTW this video is originally by MegaBirdCrazy.

this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen

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I wish it was more socially acceptable to tell guys and girls that they smell really nice. Like they do and it’s usually the highlight of my day at work, but I don’t want to make them uncomfortable or imply it’s sexual.

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Honestly fuck you. You gave me a fucking cut on my eyebrow, you psychotic bitch.

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Writing these things out sounds childish and petty. But dishes being done in the early morning rather than late at night doesn’t justify you coming at me and pushing your way into my room so you can scream at me and tell me I’m shitty and that you hate me. You’re fucking crazy and making me hate ever interacting with you. Fuck off. 

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Life is expensive and confusing and I don’t know what to do.

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I feel like a fucking child. i’m so angry and stressed and i just want to move out and be alone for once.

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Blah blah blah I havent posted in a while, whatever. I fucking hate working with my sister. She's so fucking slow and incompetent at everything here so whenever we close together she makes a quick job into a needlessly long one. She gets distracted easily and can't multitask to save her life so everything takes her so long. She usually insists on doing the dishes and makes a single 20 minute load of dishes last LITERALLY 3 fucking hours. But the last time I tried telling her she was slow and offered to do it instead so she could focus on other things but she always gets so belligerent and stubborn. What sucks even more is that I don't have anyone that I can actually rant about this to because my best friend is also her best friend and half of my friends at work are petty and can't keep a fucking secret. I just have this pent up rage whenever I work with her because I can't get this off my goddamned chest.

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in the spirit of halloween, here’s a creepy illustration that’s gonna be up at Telegraph gallery for the OOSA group show! ;O

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Artwork by Rose Bousamra 

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I sound like a whiny brat

(I'm typing this on my phone so I'll probably go back and edit this later.) Honestly how hard is it to actually buy me something from the wireless I have on Amazon? I have like 50+ things on there that range in price from $8-60 and nobody got me anything from there. I've been so excited that someone might buy me something from the list that I've been updating from my list for the past 3 years but nobody did. My parents got me money so I could get my own thing, and my friend took me shopping and let me pick out anything I wanted from there for around $40, and my sister got me something that she likes but I've never shown any interest in wanting it, in fact, I have even said that I outright dislike them. I would want to say that I'm grateful that I've gotten anything but honestly, I would have rather that they got me nothing. (uggh this is making me feel like such a spoiled brat.) Everyone in my family has Amazon Prime and my friend has been asking me for the past few weeks what I've wanted for my birthday and I kept saying, "Anything that I want would be on my wish list!" My list is filled with things like 3ds games, headphones, snacks, art supplies, etc. Nothing on it is too expensive, all of them are eligible for Amazon Prime, and getting anything from there would have made me so happy. But it's obvious that literally no one put any thought or time into what I wanted. Everyone waited until the last minute and either threw money at me or got me something that I've never said that I've even liked. They waited until the last minute even though they all have free 2 day shipping and I've been telling them for weeks that I just want something from my list. _(:c」∠)_

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Another drawing(s) for /r/SketchDaily!

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I drew this for /r/SketchDaily’s “Free Draw Friday” tomorrow. I think it looks reasonably alright. tbh she looks a bit like Touka from Tokyo Ghoul.

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Something I drew for /r/SketchDaily’s prompt: our desk. I’m a day late but I finally finished it!  (▰˘◡˘▰)

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A picture I took while sitting at a red light in the middle of a hurricane.

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Do you still feel younger than you thought you would by now Or, darling, have you started feeling old yet? Don’t worry, I’m sure that you’re still breaking hearts With the efficiency that only youth can harness