Amethyst | 31 | Transfem | Grey-Ace | Lesbian | AuDHD | She/Her + It/Its | Watch Symphogear
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buy that transgender woman a large cut of high quality fresh farm-grown salmon from the store
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Chris opens this book in the same chapter everyday, but closes immediately because the chapter is about being forthcoming with your feelings with a step by step confession to your crushes.

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If penis music isn't real explain why bells go "dong"
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if a princess were to marry a maid what would that make the maid?
very happy, one assumes.
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I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.
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tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together
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indeed.com search history "pet for mysteriously wealthy older woman" "unethical science test subject full time" "vampire thrall with room and board"
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little miss chronically understimulated parasympathetic nervous system is playing her music too loud again
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if this tweet doesn鈥檛 make perfect sense to u immediately then u weren鈥檛 meant to understand it
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