I'm not a prayin' man, but the night I found out my at-the-time-fiancé had been sending sex horny nasty horny sex asks to my friend on THIS VERY WEBSITE, I sat in the car in the parking lot of an abandoned church and watched a family of deer play in the snow, and it didn't quite feel like a sign because that part of Pennsylvania was mostly deer and abandoned buildings and snow, but it felt nice, and once the tears stopped, I looked down at my phone and my other friend had sent me a text that said, "HE'S TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOU ON THE ONE DIRECTION IMAGINES WEBSITE?" and I realized that life is all about your curated experience. A real choose-your-own-adventure deal. I have never seen someone post about One Direction on here in my life.
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bard, for the ask game
hey ya @wooden-turtle~
bard: what is your favorite “how do you want to do this?”
-im a sucker for matt's C2 HDYWTDT as Jourrael finishing off Obann. the whole table was so excited for him it was just a fun moment to watch live.
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For the ask game: paladin, druid, rogue if you please. :)
eyy thanks @fangirlcommunitycenter for the ask!!
paladin: what was your favorite badass moment
-oh no why is this so much harder than i thought it would be. badass, badass... I think im gonna have to say the first thing that came to mind outside of like super action stuff is the scene when Fjord dropped his pact weapon in the lava. "I will take the sword and hold it against my chest, and I will say: You need me more than I need you." like, DAMN
druid: what is your favorite non-canon ship
-beaujes still has a special place in my heart though seeing how people behaved over c2 ships definitely tainted things
rogue: what was a moment that made you cry
LAURA We still got to get out of here. Can you pick her up? Pick her up, Ashton.
TALIESIN I'm going to unfold the hole and put her in the--
LAURA No, do not put her in the hole!
ASHLEY Where else are we going to put her?
LAURA She's going to be in there with Armand, just rattling around? No, you carry her! You carry her to Joe's!
GETS ME EVERY TIME TIME 😭
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Critical Role Ask Game
satyr: how did you discover critical role
dragonborn: when did you start watching
human: what is your favorite main campaign
elf: what is your favorite side campaign
dwarf: what is your favorite one-shot
tiefling: who is your favorite female player
gnome: who is your favorite male player
halfling: who is your favorite dm
half-elf: who is your favorite guest player
goliath: who is your favorite campaign 1 character
changeling: who is your favorite campaign 2 character
genasi: who is your favorite campaign 3 character (so far)
goblin: who is your favorite non-main campaign character
aasimar: what is your favorite location in exandria (or out of it)
eisfuura: who is your favorite npc
wizard: what is your favorite party name
paladin: what is your favorite friendship
monk: what is your favorite canon relationship
druid: what is your favorite non-canon ship
bard: what is your favorite “how do you want to do this?”
rogue: what was a moment that made you cry
fighter: what was your favorite funny moment
paladin: what was your favorite badass moment
cleric: what is your favorite battle
barbarian: who is your favorite villain
ranger: who is your favorite animal companion
warlock: what is your favorite critical role merch
sorcerer: what is your favorite sam commercial skit
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I just wanna draw pretty pictures
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having friends is literally just like hey i drew this for u (i love you) i just found a batshit insane image and i can’t look at it alone so i’m sending it to you (i love you) it’s 4 am and i’m gonna bully you until you fall asleep (i love you) you need to eat today or else i’m gonna throw hands (i love you) i want to squeeze your ocs like a stress ball (i love you) we’re halfway across the globe from eachother in completely different timezones but i still say good morning anyway (i love you)
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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having
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there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s
it’s really fun
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mwaaaah ! In these trying times.
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you know what really gets my goat?
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